Posted: 2019-08-09 00:05:45
Edited: 2019-08-09 00:09:25
Oh dear Fi!
Instead you may need to rock the punk look.
I'm now thinking,...............
Gel some spikes in that hairdo,
and pose totally naked but for:
Spiked punk leather collar,
Doc Martens,
tartan miniskirt,
and obviously,
no knickers.