On 2021-07-19 18:35:20 SuperFuck said:
* Choose the best SP you can find.

* Call her and do your enquiry as normal but ask her how she's doing but in away that makes it sound like you truly care and make the booking.

* Make sure that the clothes you are wearing fit you well.

* When you arrive make sure you get there on time. DO NOT go with flowers or any other gifts.

* Dont introduce yourself with a handshake but instead do so with a hug while stating who you are in her ear and state that its nice to meet her (dont say pleasure, say "nice").

* As you break loose from the hug do so slowly while bringing your right hand over her titts towards her pussy and hold your hand by her pussy for about a minute while kissing her lips.

* Thereafter tell her to lead the way and as she does follow her and place your hand in between her thighs against her pussy as she walks.

* Demonstrate confidence in your every move.

TO BE CONTINUED.

Iss that you Jerome?

The Original Playa from the Himalayas

m.youtube.com/watch

On 2021-07-19 19:39:22 Frank White said:



Iss that you Jerome?

The Original Playa from the Himalayas

m.youtube.com/watch

Yeah mahn...The original plaaaaaaaaaya from the Himmmmmmmmmalayyyyya...lokl..

I dont get involved with SP's but I know that there are plenty of guys who would love to.

This is just a simple guide so you can improve on it however you want and you don't have to do things step by step.

* Respond by asking her how does forever sound (SHE MIGHT JUST BREAKOUT IN LAUGHTER...lol...) and as you do so cup her shoulder with your hand and before she can respond pay her for the hour and ask her if she is capable of going at it all night.

TO BE CONTINUED.

On 2021-07-19 18:44:52 Cunilinkiss said:
Why may the poor damsel not receive a gift?
I have mostly experienced gratitude and often the most beautiful smile

Chemistry is a chemical reaction induced by the brain so yes flowers and gifts might work well for that few moments while creating the illusion of chemistry but if you really want to go into the deeper depths of her mind you need to psychological tap into it by surprising her in a none materialistic manner.

Do you really want to try and by love? What type of love would you really be being, the love of your money?

The hug I mentioned early replaces flowers and all other gifts as it induces a hormone called oxytocin (the bonding hormone).

Huggs are far more powerful than you can think if you have even given it thought.

USE YOUR SKILLS FOR GOOD AND NOT TO SCORE FREE SEX.

I discovered soft spots in SP's unintentionally and it was not my idea to have somewhat of a relationship or free sex or extra time but I got it all because its what they wanted. THEY WANTED IT. THEY YEARNED FOR IT.

There has been SP's who most recent told me: "YOU ARE MINE, YOU HEAR ME, YOU ARE MINE." Jokes were sat aside here.

Now you goig to find the jealous punters trying to insult me and you also going to find the offend SP's express how insulted they feel since I mentioned that I wouldn't want to get involved with any of them.

I pay not to have a relationship, why do you pay?

Good god, I would laugh at you in your face

On 2021-07-19 20:00:49 Sabrina said:
Good god, I would laugh at you in your face

Can I join you

Feel free to xxx

If this was anyone else I would think that this has to be perfectly executed satire, rather than the most incompetent pick up guide ever. It's still hilarious though. Just not intentionally so.

On 2021-07-19 20:13:15 JP82 said:
If this was anyone else I would think that this has to be perfectly executed satire, rather than the most incompetent pick up guide ever. It's still hilarious though. Just not intentionally so.

This guy (widens eyes)...