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Posted: 2015-12-03 21:19:28

......and here is one for all before going to sleep....

WARNING

Not for the refined of mind!!!!

"Thought for tomorrow...
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shitty ideas come from!!!!"
(wink)

B.
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Posted: 2015-12-03 21:20:09

Just like people
They meet u and ask the most obvious question
Like at the movie "hey what u doing here?" And I am "uhmmmmm not sure what you doing here?"

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Posted: 2015-12-03 21:27:44

or... when somebody says to you " Can I ask you a question ?"

Umm... you already asked me a question by asking if you could ask me a question.
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Posted: 2015-12-04 03:23:45

On 2015-12-03 20:18:03 Russian Bridgitte said:


Should I think of hunting a "punter" down....would love to have u here to stand above u, as u sit in my chair, dig my red stiletto ever so possesively between your legs ....



Oh wow B...
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Posted: 2015-12-04 11:52:42

"going for wedding" ,"oh that's nice is someone getting married"

"going for a funeral" , "or shame did someone die"
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Posted: 2015-12-04 14:31:28

On 2015-12-03 18:39:14 Russian Bridgitte said:
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'oh.
You know.
Hunting elephants...'.



Excuse me Ms B. but I had my scope on that last elephant first.

Put the weapon down. Well, I'll share, hold my gun.

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