On 2024-08-11 08:38:02 sircumsized said:
Try dr king poonalon dingalee I saw his advert for penis enlargement on traffic light on st corner corlett dve . Dm me for his number I'm sure he's excellent

lol...is that a real name or are you just yanking his dick...I meant chain? Lol

Dr poonalon dingalee...lol

Mmmmmmh it's not about the size, bt how u play with it

On 2024-08-11 08:38:02 sircumsized said:
Try dr king poonalon dingalee I saw his advert for penis enlargement on traffic light on st corner corlett dve . Dm me for his number I'm sure he's excellent

Lol there is no proven medical or traditional way to enlarge your penis. Just work with what yu have.

An elephant is walking through the jungle and gets a painful splinter in his foot
He is moaning in pain, just when an ant walks up. The ant sees his problem, and says, "Hey, I'll pull the splinter out of your foot, if you let me fuck you up the ass."

The elephant laughs a bit and agrees. So the ant climbs along his foot, and is able to pull hard enough to remove the splinter. The elephant is immediately relived, and thanks the ant. The ant says, "You made a deal - now I get to fuck you up the ass!" The elephant laughs again and says, "Yep, a deal is a deal - go ahead!"

So the ant climbs up the elephant's hind leg, goes under his tail, and starts to do his business. Meanwhile, a monkey has been up in a tree watching this whole thing, and throws a coconut at the elephant, hitting him squarely in the head.

The elephant then rears up on his hind legs and lets out a huge yell of pain.

The ant screams, "Take it all, Bitch!"


Moral of the story. Be the fucking Ant

Mostly in life, the male ego is of the opinion that size matters, and the bigger the penis, the better you can pleasure a woman....... and I'm telling you that it's actually not like that (for me at least). Size does not matter... it's the way you treat a woman, and if you respect her and treat her well, your size is irrelevant.
Personally, I don't like "big" penises, because I'm a very petite lady... so, all the smaller penises may inbox me...

kisses

M

On 2024-08-12 07:48:10 Theand said:
An elephant is walking through the jungle and gets a painful splinter in his foot
He is moaning in pain, just when an ant walks up. The ant sees his problem, and says, "Hey, I'll pull the splinter out of your foot, if you let me fuck you up the ass."

The elephant laughs a bit and agrees. So the ant climbs along his foot, and is able to pull hard enough to remove the splinter. The elephant is immediately relived, and thanks the ant. The ant says, "You made a deal - now I get to fuck you up the ass!" The elephant laughs again and says, "Yep, a deal is a deal - go ahead!"

So the ant climbs up the elephant's hind leg, goes under his tail, and starts to do his business. Meanwhile, a monkey has been up in a tree watching this whole thing, and throws a coconut at the elephant, hitting him squarely in the head.

The elephant then rears up on his hind legs and lets out a huge yell of pain.

The ant screams, "Take it all, Bitch!"


Moral of the story. Be the fucking Ant

LoL!

On 2024-08-12 07:48:10 Theand said:
An elephant is walking through the jungle and gets a painful splinter in his foot
He is moaning in pain, just when an ant walks up. The ant sees his problem, and says, "Hey, I'll pull the splinter out of your foot, if you let me fuck you up the ass."

The elephant laughs a bit and agrees. So the ant climbs along his foot, and is able to pull hard enough to remove the splinter. The elephant is immediately relived, and thanks the ant. The ant says, "You made a deal - now I get to fuck you up the ass!" The elephant laughs again and says, "Yep, a deal is a deal - go ahead!"

So the ant climbs up the elephant's hind leg, goes under his tail, and starts to do his business. Meanwhile, a monkey has been up in a tree watching this whole thing, and throws a coconut at the elephant, hitting him squarely in the head.

The elephant then rears up on his hind legs and lets out a huge yell of pain.

The ant screams, "Take it all, Bitch!"


Moral of the story. Be the fucking Ant

whoever came up with this story was on shrooms, weed and meth at the same time

I am surprised why ladies would chase you away for that one,

If you go to the right provider, they will make you feel like a king. Don't give up.

Wow. Thanks for the responses. To clarify, I wasn't chased away, rather humiliated to the point where I had to walk away..