Mine is a bachelor's complaint on the behaviour of married people.

... when my married friends act so lovey dovey with their wives and children and grandchildren in my presence as if to say:
"see? how happy is our marital bliss!!
Rubbing it in.

hate it when I see a nice books and u know I can't touch them for a fee

I visit the Hospice book sale, where I buy them at a small fraction of the price I would have paid Amazon.com.

I feel the same when I see nice feet and I cannot touch them, even for a fee.

I have nice feet ... ;)

Sassy Cassie based on the reviews and your photo shoots, I am of the opinion that just about everything about you are nice.

I hate it when that I don't have more time to spend with these awesome ladies advertising here on ESA

@Ben Layden...you said the word yourself. It's an "act" 99,9% of the time. Kisses, Mynx

I hate it when my phone implements its predictive texts at the most inappropriate times...

Here's an example when I texted this girl I met the day before.

Me: Hi

Girl: Hi

Me: You wanna fuck tomorrow?

Girl: Whaaat??

Me: Sorry. Its this predictive text on my phone! I'm not a pervert.

Girl: lol OK:-) What were you trying to type?

Me: You wanna fuck today?

I hate it when I get booked and suddenly his changes mind on last minute. No decency of informing me whatsoever what happened. Just no show up!

And I hate it when I get sincere outcall bookings from hidden no at prestigious hotels and I say oh this guy is really serious, even wear best outfit I have lol.
I arrive at the hotel go to the room, no answer!. Oh geez I have been fooled!

@Mynx, I am too plainly looked upon by my married friends as an oddity, which is mortifying.
And they give me that peculiar stare, which is humiliating.

But thank you for comforting me.
All their lovey-doveyness is feigned, I would like to believe.

Prof Ben

I know what you're talking about. I'm in the same boat.