On 2017-03-30 09:32:14 Jaco45 said:
I would add a blow job being given as a form of "reward". Once in a blue moon. Sigh***

Second year of relationship / first year of marriage, you are getting trained, it's the same way you give a new dog a treat to do a trick, then you only give the dog a treat for every alternative trick and then slowly but surely the treats disappear and the poor dog is supposed to only do it for the love of the owner.. good luck with that, you are well on your way to a dead bedroom...by the way you are on step 6

May be for the majority, but some like me have it different.

1. Get lots of action at home, loves it.
2. Googles babes for bachelors party, discovers purple site.
3. Joins immediately as no zoom function is just not acceptable.
4. Falls in love with smoking hot babes on site.
5. Phones babes, visit babes. Loves it. And them.
6. Monthly budget gets adapted. Seriously adapted.
7. Time management skills get updated. Seriously updated.
8. Realizes eternal curse - supply of beautiful women never ends... whereas supply of income is limited. Nasty situation.
9. Gets STD scare - budget now include lab screens. Choices have consequences.
10. To quit or not to quit.... Hard decisions, Fourphuxaches.

Sounds about right !!!

@mamlimbo step 7,8 then back to 7,8 ?? Hahaha :D well done bru.

On orginal list my order was 8 3 5.

Started punting before the internet so the older generation in Pta mostly started on the classifieds of Pta News or Beeld.

On 2017-03-30 09:34:47 toyboy01 said:
Stage 8 but now mr Gordhan needs to get fired to rand can fall so we dollar earners can get more money to punt lol

Changed money on the 3rd of the month and again on last Friday, was not a happy chap

F**H=Fire in her Hole

8. Add punting addiction at times get boring but u always return back a worse addict than ever that is until little johnny or big johnny don't wanna work anymore.

On 2017-03-30 08:02:00 Doubleslappedass said:
10. decides he is a sex addict, apologizes on forum to all the ladies swears off sex and masturbating, eats whole wheat bread while telling people on forum they are sinners, disappears off forum indefinitely.

Lol! Well I have reached this stage and I am off to buy some whole wheat bread! Won't tell you all you are sinners or apologise to anyone ok.

See you guys later. Please don't kill each other. Just have fun! Life is just soooo much better when you're having fun ;-)

Cheers ladies and gents.

Have fun out there and remember a good Punter never dies he just lurks around in the shadows and then changes his username and acts like a newbie when he comes back..


Except kickass, he seems to think his name is so good he should bring it back from the dead...