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Re: A tale of a few ales
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Posted: 2017-12-02 09:48:36
Edited: 2017-12-02 09:50:09

On 2017-12-02 09:34:15 I never learn said:
Oh and Andy

At that time I was driving a babe mobile.

Now it is family saloon...



INL this ultimately will work out to your advantage as the ladies will see the big family car and instantly see you as fertile and will want to start a large family with you thus fornicating with you endlessly knowing there is ample space on the back seat for baby chairs.

I see what you did there.
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[deleted] - Re: A tale of a few ales
Re: A tale of a few ales
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Posted: 2017-12-02 09:53:01
Edited: 2017-12-02 09:54:50

Andy

This was a great post. I am still laughing.

Only problem is, I am what you call a sports model ? So the space for baby seats not really helping.

But now that you mention it, ample space for fornicating on that big back seat....

Had my laugh for the day.

Thanks

And again now I realise that I should have taken her back to my car, and not her small car.

This could have ended so differently.

Damn...


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Re: A tale of a few ales
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Posted: 2017-12-02 13:18:54

On 2017-12-02 09:34:15 I never learn said:
Oh and Andy

At that time I was driving a babe mobile.

Now it is family saloon...


Damn, now I remember one night after the ESA party where a certain lady almost jumped into my car ......

LOL



Saving up for my babe mobile now! Nissan 350Z good enough?
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[deleted] - Re: A tale of a few ales
Re: A tale of a few ales
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Posted: 2017-12-02 14:16:58
Edited: 2017-12-02 14:22:47

Swys

Mine was an old skedonk with two doors and a sunroof. That was good enough.

With a 350 Z buy a baseball bat to keep the unwanted girls out of your car....


Just a side note, buy a low mileage 350Z, they all have clutch issues at around 80,000. Or buy one with a new clutch fitted already.

Cheers

PS : The 370 Z is probably a better option.
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Venus - Re: A tale of a few ales
Re: A tale of a few ales
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Posted: 2017-12-04 23:04:58

On 2017-12-02 09:25:01 AndyBlueEclipse said:


Perhaps the lady just had her beer goggles on and couldn't quite see you properly?



I'm sure Andy is right ... Ha ha ha and sure it was a very thick pair of goggles too

Ps.... it's called teasing xxx
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Re: A tale of a few ales
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Posted: 2017-12-05 09:04:24

Venus

"Ps.... it's called teasing xxx"


Now she tells me.

I was teased alright, couldn't sleep the whole night with my pants full of plans.

Me
XXX

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