Posted: 2017-12-21 10:49:19
Edited: 2017-12-21 10:51:12
I'll let her show me how many strokes I need to get out of the rough. I might even tee her up nicely to aim for that hole in one and then slice it, draw it or even lay her up nicely for that easy birdie.
But I'd love to see her expression when she realises that my birdie is an eagle. Wrong hole is not a term that should be used and very little should be out of bounds. As long as there are 18 holes, I'll drive as hard as I can to break par for the course.
4-somes, 2-balls, whatever way you want to score it (no medals needed) is ok, as long as there are plenty of curves to play, and the handicaps are ignored.
Oh, and don't forget the 19th - essential to recap, replay and refresh... :)