There's no difference between a Bar and Bra....because once these two open men go crazy!!

Now imagine a lady called BARBRA.

A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" Asked the owner.
"I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it &
order."
The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.
"Unbelievable!" thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!", which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says "Oh interesting..., I never knew Brenda worked here!"
Owner fainted !!!

A man sitting in the living room,with his wife and mother-in-law
His wife gets aroused and don't know how to tell him directly.

So she stood up and pretending to have developed a terrible headache,she goes to the bedroom.Her husband follows,they had sex and he comes back to the living room.
And forgot to close his zip
Mother in-law;ask how is she now?
Man; replies,I have given her panado.she is sleeping now

Mother in-law ;oh that's good my son.now please close the Pharmacy

Fugin funny 'close the pharmacy'

She: You should at least take me out for dinner tomorrow.
He: Well, i don't fool around with married woman.
She: But i am your wife!
He: I am sorry, i don't make any exceptions!

Valentine's Day is for Faithful partners..........
As for u cheaters wait for World Aids Day.................

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship."

With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!"

She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

Told my wife to embrace her mistakes .. she hugged me :)

A guy goes to the the dr crying
Dr says what wrong
The guy says I was raped by a elephant
Dr says ok let me see
He sees and says wow
Ur butthole is so big and recked
But elephants have thin long pipi's
To which the guy replies
He fingered me 1st

"A naked woman robbed a bank and no man saw her face. Men can be useless sometimes"