Three Nurses working in a Morgue discover a Dead man with a hard on,the 1st Nurse says i can't let that go to waste;and rides him.The 2nd Nurse does the same,The 3rd Nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period,But she rides him anyway.Then the Man sits up and the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead,the Man replies I was,But after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel ducking great!!!!!:)

A Catholic girl walked into the confession room and said
"Father I am pregnant" , to which he responded "how did this happen my child"
She replied "father I think it is the second coming".
Rather shocked by what the girl said he calmly proceeded to ask "what makes you think it's the second coming :?

& she replied "because I swallowed the first one .......!!

What is generally 6 inches long, sometime shorter also, inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it ?



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Girl in confession tells the priest, that she doesn't wear any Panties
To which the priest reply's
God forgives you
Do 2 hail marys
2 our fathers
And
2 cart wheels on ur way out

A young man has sex for the first time.
The young man was very nervous about having sex with his girlfriend for the very first time, because he was convinced that his penis would be too small.
Eventually he realized that he could not postpone it forever and he nervously invited her over to his house.
Hesitatingly he started to take off his clothes and after that he dimmed the lights. Very carefully he started taking off her clothes and he started stroking her.
Finally he nervously nestled his erection inside her hand, hoping she didn't realize how small it was.
"No thank you," she said, "I don't smoke."

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph on the N1 looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 150 , then 160, ... then 185, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-) "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...

Good one, Ziske.

On 2019-09-12 00:29:16 Bastet said:
Good one, Ziske.

Thanks sweety xxx

Teacher : Johny, why are you sleeping in the class?

Johny : Your voice is so sweet, I fell asleep listening.

Teacher : Smartass, then why aren't others sleeping ?

Johny : They are not even listening to you????!!!!!

Me: Kinda sexy how you put those cuffs on me. Will I need a safe word?

Cop: the fuck is wrong with you?