Pulling hair during sex is boring.....
Take her wig off and spank her head.

A bit touchy, but enjoy.

How do you define a whore?

A woman with the morals of a man

Some guys be trippin saying woman look different without make up....


Your penis be small before it get hard!

so my girlfriend just dumped me
so I stole her wheelchair
guess who came crawling back

Zanele stormed into the eye surgeon's office and went up to the desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said.
"Why do you think it was taken here?"
"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly."
"I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."

Man and cockroach talking...


Man:My penis is ten times longer than your whole body,"

Cockroach :Yet I make your wife scream louder than you do

The lights went out at an event due to load shedding. A young man asked everyone to raise their hands. Nothing happened, and after a few minutes, he was asked why. To which he replied...
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Confucius says, "many hands make light work"

Dad and son drives on the road , all of a sudden a dildo hits the windshield, the son ask his dad "what was that" His father says "a moth" the son replies "Did you see how big that moth dick is" haha ..

Daughter: I want a BARBIE and a G.I.Joe for my birthday

Mom: Doesn't Barbie come with Ken??

Daughter:No she comes with G.I.Joe,she fakes it with Ken.....

New drinking game during the Rugby World Cup:

Down a shooter everytime Faf kicks the ball.

You'll be nicely pissed by the time the whistle blows for half time.