We tend to keep those funny embarrassing moments to ourselves. Just let it all out! As for the sneezing epidode I can't wait to read all about it. Your passages and pipes are freely expressive hey....hahahahahaha
Edited: 2018-05-25 15:57:47
I took him through to the room, smiled, made some small talk and then left him as he did the usual ritual, of undressing, a shower and then proceeding to lie on the bed for the massage. I returned and slowly got undressed in an almost strip tease kind of way as I knew he was watching. (I learned early on that men are visually stimulated and if you did the sultry, sexy, strip tease undress and did it in a way that he thought you didn't know he was watching you, just excited them more)
I slowly walked up to the bed and started massaging him, I could feel his ass taunt and gently shift slowly, to the left, then to the right trying to move out of what must have been an extremely uncomfortable position to be in, with an erection! I then gently rolled him over and started nibbling his neck, slowly moving my way down to his nether regions; upon arriving at my destination, as I was sensually slipping on the condom with my mouth... I realized I hadn't gotten rid of the gum....OOPs! I didn't want to distract him from the moment so I tried to push the gum to the back of my mouth with my tongue. Once I thought it was securely tucked away, I continued to slowly start giving him head, and then as I attempted to take him a little deeper the gum suddenly, without warning, popped out of my mouth and landed on a crispy patch of his thick, wiry ball hairs..... Foock!!! How was I going to get out of this? I decided in that split second to carry on sucking his cock as he was in the throes of passion and perhaps he wouldn't notice me trying to remove the gum with my fingers if he was preoccupied with my mouth on his throbbing hard dick...
The more I was trying to remove the gum the more tangled it was getting FREAK!!!
I had only one option, I suddenly jumped up and said, "I am so sorry, don't Move! I will be right back! Ran out the room, down the passage and frantically grabbed a pairs of scissors from the receptionist.
Ran back into the room, scissors in my hand raised up.... oh Fuck! Bad Idea!!! Very, Very, BAD IDEA! The guy went white and his hero went to zero in a split second.... He must have thought I was going to stab him and pull a Sharon Stone move on him like in the movie Basic Instinct!
At that point I realized what must have been going through this poor guys mind... Shite! Shit!!! Not the best approach to the situation.... I stopped dead in my tracks... and started apologizing profusely, and tried to explain the situation and that all I wanted to do was cut out the gum before I made a very bad situation even worse... This look of absolutely relief suddenly washed over his face, and he exhaled a deep sigh of breath as he released letting go of the fear that had taken over. I don't think he had taken a breath since he saw the scissors.... Poor guy was already turning a bluish, grey colour. I never saw him again?
Arz
The pros and cons of bubble gum he...lmao. Imagine if you had carried on without removing that gum...yoh!
Edited: 2018-05-25 16:14:02
On 2018-05-25 15:56:22 Arizona said:
....I had only one option, I suddenly jumped up and said, "I am so sorry, don't Move! I will be right back! Ran out the room, down the passage and frantically grabbed a pairs of scissors from the receptionist.....Ran back into the room, scissors in my hand raised up.... oh Fuck! Bad Idea!!! Very, Very, BAD IDEA! The guy went white and his hero went to zero in a split second....Arz...
If that was a large "Dressmakers"Scissors...I can only imagine the shade o pale on his face....LOL
So, I do nuru massage and my cake wouldn't stop farting.
I died a little inside and he laughed, I laughed, it was great..
I felt so bad and embarrassed, didn't plan it at all, just couldn't keep it in. Thinking how it could've streamed into her mouth if it was a second earlier...
Luckily she just laughed about it, but in sessions after that, she was very cautious of something exploding again
On 2018-05-25 14:26:19 Kimmylee said:
On 2018-05-25 14:15:44 semensquirter said: I Farted, while pomping!
Then I wasn't sure if the expression on her face was from cumming.I paused, grinned and then the mainstay said..."Ride on Brother!"
She never took my call again.
Hahaha....oh my word! That's classic.
Which reminds me of those moments when my pussy let's out a little air or more or so. Those farting sounds, that's always funny and embarrassing. The more and harder I laughed the more and louder the sound. Uncontrollable....lol
Kimmylee I think we have all had that experience. Lol!
Lady Sade
On 2018-05-25 15:56:22 Arizona said:
Way back when I first started in this business. I had a new client walk in, I had never seen him before. He looked like a first timer, nervous, apprehensive, not sure of what he had gotten himself into, but intrigued and excited at the same time.
I took him through to the room, smiled, made some small talk and then left him as he did the usual ritual, of undressing, a shower and then proceeding to lie on the bed for the massage. I returned and slowly got undressed in an almost strip tease kind of way as I knew he was watching. (I learned early on that men are visually stimulated and if you did the sultry, sexy, strip tease undress and did it in a way that he thought you didn't know he was watching you, just excited them more)
I slowly walked up to the bed and started massaging him, I could feel his ass taunt and gently shift slowly, to the left, then to the right trying to move out of what must have been an extremely uncomfortable position to be in, with an erection! I then gently rolled him over and started nibbling his neck, slowly moving my way down to his nether regions; upon arriving at my destination, as I was sensually slipping on the condom with my mouth... I realized I hadn't gotten rid of the gum....OOPs! I didn't want to distract him from the moment so I tried to push the gum to the back of my mouth with my tongue. Once I thought it was securely tucked away, I continued to slowly start giving him head, and then as I attempted to take him a little deeper the gum suddenly, without warning, popped out of my mouth and landed on a crispy patch of his thick, wiry ball hairs..... Foock!!! How was I going to get out of this? I decided in that split second to carry on sucking his cock as he was in the throes of passion and perhaps he wouldn't notice me trying to remove the gum with my fingers if he was preoccupied with my mouth on his throbbing hard dick...
The more I was trying to remove the gum the more tangled it was getting FREAK!!!
I had only one option, I suddenly jumped up and said, "I am so sorry, don't Move! I will be right back! Ran out the room, down the passage and frantically grabbed a pairs of scissors from the receptionist.
Ran back into the room, scissors in my hand raised up.... oh Fuck! Bad Idea!!! Very, Very, BAD IDEA! The guy went white and his hero went to zero in a split second.... He must have thought I was going to stab him and pull a Sharon Stone move on him like in the movie Basic Instinct!
At that point I realized what must have been going through this poor guys mind... Shite! Shit!!! Not the best approach to the situation.... I stopped dead in my tracks... and started apologizing profusely, and tried to explain the situation and that all I wanted to do was cut out the gum before I made a very bad situation even worse... This look of absolutely relief suddenly washed over his face, and he exhaled a deep sigh of breath as he released letting go of the fear that had taken over. I don't think he had taken a breath since he saw the scissors.... Poor guy was already turning a bluish, grey colour. I never saw him again?
Arz
He must have had the fright of his life! Lol!
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