Yeah who talks dirty in ct like a sailor

Plenty in my experience!

When you have a lot of endurance, that is to say, staying power, or in pain (sorry pun 'plain') simple olde English: - it takes you a f...... long time to cum - they usually start with it to try and get you up to that ultimate threshold!

That and start smacking your old botty - which I, I must say, depending on circumstances, am to both techniques personally not averse, mind !!

reiceved the best compliment ever yesterday
'youre better then Garry and Johan 2000 put together'
what can i say
LOL

OK guys,

So this of course also triggers the thought:

What's the ugliest comment ('insult') you can lay on a girl when she sets a standard line on you such as this, when she's recovering in the afterglow of a huge one:- 'daar's nog baaie tyd oor vir nog 'n paar rondtes liefling...!'

You politely decline in your narcissistic way, saying you have a meeting you've forgotten, gotta rush off unfortunately ??

Nasty? or just realistically practical?? ;-)

one from Thailand. You hung like horse, you pay pleenty dolla to make fukie fukie

You guys are all living in dream world.
The best and only compliment is when you receive a call or sms from a lady and she says 'are you free, because I am as horny as hell'. If you werent horny at the time, it will make you horny very quickly and your balls will take over your brain and without thinking you say 'yes I will be there in 30 minutes'.
By the way there are only 3 working ladies who have my 'other' cell number so no nasty comments from you chaps.

Use to get that sort of sms when Claudia was still in the game. But alas no more.

Hey guys..

In Pta this SMS kind of thing is standard advertising fare... with quite a few of the ladies once they get your number!...

Buziness is tuff over here! lol. :)

Actually that SMS business really piss's me off. I use a separate card for punting and when I put it in and I get all these messages saying Oh i miss U we have such great sex and I'm so horny all it means to me is they miss my money, how is that a a compliment?

The best compliment I ever got was from an indian chick who called me afterwards to ask me to join her and a friend at a night club in cpt. Granted to say the follow up experience was free, and we sort of hang around afterwards.