Name: Kate

Telephone Number: 073 209 1438

City: Pretoria

Area: Lynnwood/Wilgers

Last Visit: October 2011

Full Profile: [View Kate's Full Profile]

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Kate's in another league. The ultimate experience. The best this world's ever seen. A brilliant vibe. Passionate, kind, wicked. You gonna wanna go right back...for more and more
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Kate

Telephone Number: 073 209 1438

City: Pretoria

Area: Lynnwood/Wilgers

Last Visit: October 2011

Full Profile: [View Kate's Full Profile]

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I actually did not want to do the review but here we go: the first couple of times it was really great, or should I say out of this world! But then like all good things it must come to an end sometime. And please people, before you stone me to death hear me out. I see that there have been other punters like me, speaking the truth but only to be criticised by people that have no understanding of statistics or the law of averages more specifically: The more you visit a WG, the bigger the chances of you getting tired with her. Remember people, this and all the other girls on these pages are
WORKING GIRLS. They all have set performances that they execute on ALL their customers. It is in their own best interest to make you feel like a KING! If they don't you will not go back. Coming back to a previous comment about a "smell down there"... I have had similar experiences in the past with Kate, but that does not make her a bad person, or even me and other punters bringing up the point. In this industry it is almost guaranteed that at some time, she or all of them, might have an "off day"...(statistical law of avarages). Everybody that has been with these girls know that it is an emosional journey for them. They get old before their time! How would you guys handle it going through 5 to 8 GFE's a day? Yes their photos are "photo-shopped" 99% of the time, yes they do lie about their ages, yes they do look older in real life.... They do lie about everything, it is their jobs!!!! They are NOT angels!!! They are in the oldest profession in the world!!! They are here to service us, not the other way around!! Never forget that people, please! This forum is for us to help each other. Some of us has been around the block a lot more than others. I do not and will not ever treat any of the girls
on these sites with disrespect, but you must remember what this forum is for: feedback, good or bad! You guys that can not see any bad in any of these girls, just wait and go back enough...
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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Black Viper!
After reading your comments about me I must congratulate you, you did achieve your goal by really hurting me…!!! Although:
I MUST SAY YOU DO WRITE LIKE A GIRL…!!!! (WG)
I went into your history and you joined ESA on 2011.09.07
You first comment to me was,,,, WTF!!! 2011.09.22
And your last review and comment was 2011.10.09
I have only one conclusion that you or who every (WG) are behind you, have never seeing me or had a booking with me…
By making accusations that my photos are 99% Photoshop, each and every client of mine will know your malicious words are utter lies, and you saying ESA is false and accusing them of being untrue full and dishonest.
Therefore you are reported to ESA!

And about your “Statically law of averages” smell down there!,,,, pls. Girl, (WG) this is getting boring!

Name: Kate

Telephone Number: 073 209 1438

City: Pretoria

Area: Lynnwood/Wilgers

Last Visit: October 2011

Full Profile: [View Kate's Full Profile]

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Ek wil begin deur vir Kate dankie te se,dankie dat jy my so welkom laat voel het,dit het gevoel asof ek jou al jare ken.Haar diens is uit die boeke uit,daar is nie een ding waaroor ek kan kla nie,sy het my behandel asof ek haar kerel is die massering tot en met die kuier daarna was fantasties,ek gaan defnitief weer,as jy goed is is jy goed Kate dankie nogmaals
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Kate

Telephone Number: 073 209 1438

City: Pretoria

Area: Lynnwood/Wilgers

Last Visit: October 2011

Full Profile: [View Kate's Full Profile]

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Hi Kate, thanks for yesterday afternoon - the jacuzzi was a fantastic touch. Gentlemen, Kate still remains the best I have been with in Gauteng and I will continue to be a regular visitor. A.
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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@ BlackViper- I know I’m a bit late on this, but as a statistician I can’t let your abuse of statistics slide.

 It’s deeply ironic that you talk about “people who have no understanding of statistics” and then use the fictitious ‘law of averages’ to make a point. Christ, even Wikipedia says that there is no such thing as a ‘law of averages’ and that the ‘law’ usually ‘reflects bad statistics or wishful thinking’ rather than any mathematical principle.

 People who actually do have an understanding of statistics, usually chuckle when someone invokes the ‘law of averages’ because they have just, or are about to, say something stupid. But in this case it’s not funny because, while it does demonstrate your own ignorance, you’ve tried to use it to unjustifiably damage the reputation of an incredibly special lady.

Kate’s done a pretty good job of defending herself and undermining your credibility as a reviewer, but I just want to add that I have always found her to provide an incredibly personal, sensual and intimate service, and to have impeccable standards of hygiene, so I and I imagine anyone else who has ever actuallly had a booking with her, just cannot take your ludicrous claims seriously.

Now isn’t this just delightful???

A whole discussion about one lady by a lot of men who never have actually even met each other…

But I must confess that the analogy of the law of averages was actually meant in more of a sporting way where you will find Streaks and Slumps in sporting events where winning streaks could actually be ended by a losing slump, by eventually evoking the law of averages the player could then break free from this loosing slump!!
Like these wonderful Girls at the place formally known as “The Wallow” – Sporting/Working Girls at the top of their game, being driven by monetary prizes and accolades. It is a tuff race for anyone involved, not only just for Kate.

theguy6969@gmail: How long did it take you to go and do the research in Wikipedia?? True statisticians will never go down so low to go find proof of what they think is right! The Derogatory way you use my professed, and Kate’s so-called Saviours Name, just shows smacks of a crud personality from your side buddy…
I actually did not try to damage Kate’s name or image in any way you idiots!! It can only be construed that you are all so pussy whipped by the master of POENANIE, that you all lost the ability to engage the normal functions of the frontal lobes of your brains. These are involved in motor function, problem solving, spontaneity, memory, language, initiation, judgement, impulse control, and social and sexual behaviour.

Congratulations are not in order Kate as it was not my intension to hurt you. But you must please realise that everything is not always about you and far more important:

YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT ANY MORE!!!

Now that there are younger and better looking girls available, it is not necessary to get out of the house (pun intended) and take on the few punters that has been around the block with you a couple of times to make you feel better about your inadequacies.
As previously stated this forum is for us the punters, to discus and evaluate the WG’s on this site…good or bad! And no Kate I am not a WG!!! You sucked my dick like all the others and then could not stop telling me how you like my dick and how you like to suck it… talk about a paranoid knee jerk reaction…hilarious I tell you.

Congratulations Kate, you found the history tab!!! The fact that I joined only recently with another ALIAS, says just about ZIP!!! But you should know Kate, Katie, Kathy, Katy and Mar….

You are wrong about your conclusion of me not knowing you at all. I have been visiting you as a regular for a very long time in the past…and have even done so up to very recently.

Regarding the photo-shopped photos: If you actually read what I said you would have realised that I was once again not talking about you specifically, and that I was generalising about the whole industry…

I would suggest that the next time you get people to help you write big words, they must also explain to you that maybe I am not so stupid to make such remarks without having proof.
Explain to me then that if ESA is functioning under such wonderful and ethical standards as you proclaim, why there are at least 2 very obvious photos of yours that have been photo shopped??

Seeing that all your so called regular tricks know you as well as I do, they will know that you have a beautiful tattoo of a cross on your back.
There are a couple of pictures of you with your back to the camera in Photo Sets 4 and 11.

Please try and explain away the FACT that these photos HAVE been Photo-Shopped???

And thank you so much for reporting me to ESA, oh but wait, for what??? Hahahahahahahahahaha

Consider YOURSELF reported for portraying yourself to be 36 and we the true ex-regulars know that you ARE older than 40.

As small as these two points might seem, it is falsification of true information and presentation from your side! Whose malicious words have always been utter lies?
And who is the actual person portraying the wonderful ESA as being false, untruthful and dishonest?? Not me Kate…

Name: Kate

Telephone Number: 073 209 1438

City: Pretoria

Area: Lynnwood/Wilgers

Last Visit: October 2011

Full Profile: [View Kate's Full Profile]

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Hierdie vrou is defnitief die beste ervaring wat ek nog gehad het.Dankie Kate jou nuwe fotos is baie sexy.Die venue is baie gerieflik en mooi,ek gaan weer soontoe,hoe kan jy van sulke wonderlike dames af wil wegbly.
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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@ BlackViper – your reply is so moronic that I’m not even sure where to start. I’m going to ignore the bizarre bits (but thanks for your high school version of how the brain functions, ‘cos that’s really relevant) and your photo-shopping conspiracy theory, and the continued slander on Kate’s good name (she’s clearly quite capable of defending
herself, and anyone who has actually been to her knows you’re talking rubbish) and just deal with your reply to the statistics point. Let me start with a general piece of advice – when defending a fallacy, it’snot a very good idea to just appeal to that self-same fallacy. The law of averages does not exist. Anywhere. Ever. Not even in sports. So just restating your claim about the law of averages using a sporting analogy doesn’t make it any more true than it was when you first stated it. (If you are interested in a proper academic treatment of ‘winning streaks’ in sport, you can look up the work of Tobias Moskowitz, at the University of Chicago but I doubt you will, fools are very rarely interested in having their perceptions of the world
challenged, so I suspect you’ll just carry on believing in the law of averages).

Incidentally, while I’m talking about proper academic research, there are two reasons I used Wikipedia- 1) I deliberately went for the most ‘layman friendly’ source possible to show that really it is something you should know, (that’s why my sentence starts “…EVEN Wikipedia…” and
2) since the law of averages doesn’t exist you’re probably not going to find it in any textbook or academic paper. It would be like looking for references to the Loch Ness monster or Yeti in a biology textbook – it’s not going to be there because academic sources don’t generally talk about made-up phenomena (If you want I can list a whole bunch of statistics textbooks that I have, that do not feature the ‘law of averages’, but I’m not sure that would be particularly useful)

Finally I’m not sure which is worse – Kate’s suggestion that you’re a wg slagging her off, or your claim/admission that you’re so cowardly that you created a new alias just to disparage her with greater anonymity. I still suspect Kate is right, but if not, all I can say is grow a pair buddy – if you’re going to criticize someone publicly don’t be such a coward about it.

@ RoguePunter1.2 – My point exactly!! Don’t you have a mathematical equation that we can use to explain the actual purpose of this site and forum to other people???

@ Kate – In hind sight I am sorry for the over reaction from my side. It is exactly the reason why I never wanted to reply in the first place. I knew that any perceived negative comment would be met with the usual reaction. If you actually go and re-read my first comment (2011.10.09), and from a different perspective, I hope you will realise that I did not intend it for you personally. It could have been posted on any other WG’s page and her name mentioned instead of yours…sorry I picked yours to vent all my frustrations.

@ ALL THE PRICKS that cannot wait to attack me because they feel that I don’t understand their needs and intensions: This whole industry is made up of lies… You can sugar coat it as much as you like and even convince some stupid people otherwise, but it will still be Bull Shit!
It has always been, and will always be, about SEX and MONEY…nothing less and nothing more. It’s about the excitement of getting something that you cannot get at home, or cannot get with your personality in real life…

@ theguy6969 – Don’t worry I’m not ignoring you.

Congratulations!!!! You are a statistician and I am not… I don’t need to be one because I employ people like you to do the stats for me…
Just a last comment before I move on and forget about you: I actually thought that you had some intellectual capability until you expressed your final thought regarding my aliases and Kate’s conspiracy theory of the WG... Only brave enough to make such comments from behind YOUR ALIAS huh?? I actually don’t give a SHIT
what you feel but just the pure stupidity and arrogance of your remark prompts a reply. I made no claim or “admission” that I created an alias for the pure purpose of belittling Kate…I change my username and password on a regular basis for personal and security reasons. In all the months that I have frequented Kate I have never disclosed any of my usernames/aliases to her. I never had/ have the need to leave her messages in this forum because when I want to speak to her I pick up the phone to speak to her directly...ever heard of the brilliant invention called a phone, or are you the one of those special asshole types that can only express feelings to girls in writing? And before you get your panties into a knot about the initial post instead of speaking to Kate directly… Once again: It was directed at the punters in general and not Kate. Please get a life.
Don’t bother with a reply...
@ ALL THE OTHER TRUE PUNTERS – Happy hunting guys!!