The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said, "but I'm not that kind!" "Actually, I've never tried to kiss a model before," he protested. "Really?" she said, softening. "Well, how many models have there been?" "Four so far," he replied, thinking back. "A jug, two apples and a vase."

Roses are red,
My name is Dave,
This makes no sense,
Microwave

A robber bursts into the bank and yells "Give me the money!" A brave customer runs over and pulls his mask off. "You can't rob the bank now. I've seen your face!" The robber thinks about it for a moment and then shoots him. "Anyone else see my face?" he asked menacingly. After a few moments silence, a man shouts up "I think my wife had a look!"

'n Ryk plaasboer kry 'n klomp manne bymekaar. Hy vat hulle tot by die rivier vol krokodille. Die boer se toe vir die manne. Die een wat die rivier kan deur swem en lewendig ander kant uit kom kan met my dogter trou en kry al my rykdom. Die manne kom tot by die rivier en sien nee dit lyk te gevaarlik. Die volgende oomblik is vannemerwe in en hy swem. Met 'n moerse gesukkel en spartel maak hy dit tot aan die ander kant. Die boer skree vir hom. Wil jy met my dogter trou. Vannemerwe se NEE! Die boer skree toe. Soek jy my rykdom. Vannemerwe se NEE! Die boer vra toe. Wat soek jy dan. Vannemerwe skree terug. Die p..s wat my in gestamp het!!

@Sexy jy het so pas my dag gemaak met die een. Wel gedaan.

@ plaasboer ek is bly ek kon jou dag vir jou gemaak het.
Mwah

BEER V/S WOMAN.!!

A beer is alwayz wet,A woman is not!
1 point 4 beer!

Beer is horrible wen hot!
1 point 4 woman!

... For beer, u pay taxes!
1 point 4 woman!

If u take a 2nd beer, the 1st one
does't get angry!
1 point 4 beer!

u can always b sure that, you're the
1st one opening beer!
1 point 4 beer!

If u shake a beer, after a while it
calms down by itself!
1 point 4 beer!

u know exactly how much a beer
costs!
1 point 4 beer!

A beer does't have a mother!
1 point 4 beer!

Beer won't ask to hug her 4 half an
hour after having it!
1 point 4 beer!

So the score is beer beats woman 8 to
2!!!

If you're a woman reading this & getting
angry.... ..... ...
Know that a beer would never get
angry!!
Another
1 point 4 beer!!

Final score : 9 to 2!!!

Really? Not even 1 respond from anyone????
Come on guys! Its a beer joke... At least lol ash good one... But no nothing.....

I give up...

@Sexy A

A beer gets warm if you drink it slowly.

A woman gets warm if you take it slowly.

Beer half a point, woman half a point!!

Fair enough @ assbonk.
Lol.