Maybe he only bought one return ticket

On 2016-03-09 07:19:06 bigstick said:
A man wants to commit suicide wants to make sure he doesn't fail he puts a role around his neck to a tree that over hanging a cliff by the see side he also takes a gun to shoot himself incase the hanging doesn't work and to make sure he drinks poison and then pumps off the cliff but ends up surviving the attempt how's that ?

He was dreaming

The gun shoots the rope, the motion of the ocean makes him throw up and David hasselhof saves him from drowning

Lol not sure if The Hoff can still do that but yes

Correct Bigstick

Submitting my last riddle. Thanks for playing

A Japanese ship was en route in the open sea. The ship has a multinational crew. The Japanese captain went for a shower and removed his diamond ring and Rolex watch and placed it on the table. When he returned, his valuables were missing. The captain immediately called the five suspected crew members and asked each one where and what he was doing for the last 15 minutes.

The Filipino cook in a heavy overcoat said, “I was in the fridge room getting meat for cooking.”

The Indian Engineer with a torch in hand said, “I was working on the generator in the engine room.”

The Brazilian seaman said, “I was on the mast correcting the flag which hung upside down by mistake.”

The British radio officer said, “I was messaging to the head office that the next port of call is 72 hours away." Which means we will arrive on Wednesday morning at 10 AM.

The Italian navigation officer said, “I am on night watch, so sleeping in my cabin"

The captain immediately knew who the thief was. How did he know?

The Filipino cook: he said he'd spent 15 mins in a fridge to get meat, a long time for such a simple job, and he still has his heavy overcoat on - which one will take off the second you get out of the fridge.

The British radio officer.Instructions to the head office regarding the next port of call ETA should come from the captain himself.
So he should have known about it.

Oh, hell Tizz, on that note following :))
The Indian Engineer with the flashlight still in his hand, pretending he'd been working on the genset - the lights were still on (so also in the genny room) so he was lying.

Brazilian seaman....it doesnt matter how the japanese flag hangs cause it looks the same "upside" down or not.
;)