On 2017-06-14 09:29:19 daporra said:
Just walk on by and don't even make eye contact!
If she is stupid enough to greet you, headbutt her and tell wife she was trying to steal your wallet, lol
I can't wait to bump into you.
Me: hello uncle Daporra
You: freeze coz you confused.
I said uncle, and just then you think about my oily body sliding down yours with your D...
Between my thighs....
Then..
You come come back to us.
Look at wifey, look at me.
HEADBUTT...
BUT I know saying uncle Daporra is stupid so I help you.
Leave your wallet,
Grab her bag.
Hopefully you not too mad to appreciate i left your wallet so you can get a drink and book me again .