I have had quite a few who have wished to "buy" me.

I don't mind being "bought"

But.

Sadly.

Not one of them understood what it means to "buy" me.


And the worst are the ones that talk about the ladies they managed to dupe, with a buck here and there, with disrespect as if he did her a favour....and to that sort I always say


"....so the day you get bored of me and look for another to fuck your brains and be that thing when you need it, will you also talk about me in the same fashion you speak of your past lady you bought?..."


It doesn't get me brownie points.

BUT who the fuck cares about brownie points.

There is a time to call a spade a shovel and always to do so when men think throwing money in another person's face entitles them to being a disrespectful asshole.

RB.