Fails to appreciate the prodigious size and beauty of my baby maker.
Does not appreciate my supreme love making skills romantic ability, seductive nature and incredible good looks.
Does not scream my name, at least the one I gave her, at ear drum bursting levels as she experiences the most amazing multiple orgasms of her life.
Does not realise how lucky she is that I chose her.
Fails to appreciate that all of this good stuff is worth at least a 25% discount on normal rates.
Does not tell me about the numerous other punters she has been with recently including all that good derogatory stuff about bad hygiene, small baby makers and lack of ability.
Does not bad mouth at least three named ladies that advertise on ESA.
Gets all uppity if I am enjoying my self and need another 30 minutes to finish what I started.
Spends so much time cleaning that it feels like a hospital surgery room. I mean what do these ladies eat, That subtle hint of tripe and fat kooks puts my mind at rest that they are at least eating healthily.
Does not have my chosen brand of shower gel aftershave and moisturizer available.
I could go on, but have an appointment with a lady who I shall not doubt have to educate, yet again, on all of the above. Why does this never stop?
On 2019-08-05 09:43:03 tony b bop said:
Hate it when WG.....
Fails to appreciate the prodigious size and beauty of my baby maker.
Does not appreciate my supreme love making skills romantic ability, seductive nature and incredible good looks.
Does not scream my name, at least the one I gave her, at ear drum bursting levels as she experiences the most amazing multiple orgasms of her life.
Does not realise how lucky she is that I chose her.
Fails to appreciate that all of this good stuff is worth at least a 25% discount on normal rates.
Are you wearing Mr Batman's hat?
On 2019-08-05 09:34:27 Fiona said:
Then there shouldn't be a problem with the pic now should there? Fully aware of where I've worked before sweet cakes. That's all thank you.
Do you ask all punters for their photo because you cannot recall them? You have a baseless argument, woman.
On 2019-08-05 09:57:14 Ericsie said:
tony b bop has been hacked! Lol
Master Bruce Wayne gots skills yo
Edited: 2019-08-05 12:17:26
On 2019-08-05 09:46:07 JelebiVreeter said:
On 2019-08-05 09:43:03 tony b bop said: Hate it when WG.....
Fails to appreciate the prodigious size and beauty of my baby maker.
Does not appreciate my supreme love making skills romantic ability, seductive nature and incredible good looks.
Does not scream my name, at least the one I gave her, at ear drum bursting levels as she experiences the most amazing multiple orgasms of her life.
Does not realise how lucky she is that I chose her.
Fails to appreciate that all of this good stuff is worth at least a 25% discount on normal rates.
Are you wearing Mr Batman's hat?
You joking right...
On 2019-08-05 09:54:50 eziguy said:
On 2019-08-05 09:34:27 Fiona said: Then there shouldn't be a problem with the pic now should there? Fully aware of where I've worked before sweet cakes. That's all thank you.
Do you ask all punters for their photo because you cannot recall them? You have a baseless argument, woman.
Please take your argument with the lady private, this post is not related to the difference between you 2.
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