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Posted: 2008-05-05 23:25:58
waer all black clothes walking down the corridor humming the theme to Post Man Pat
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Posted: 2008-05-05 23:28:29
After finally convincing your wife, gilrfriend, partner to go shopping for sex toys at the local sex shop. When u get there scream 'U WANA SUCK MY WHAT?'
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Posted: 2008-05-05 23:32:34
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Imagine peak hour traffic U pull up next to a drop dead gorgeous girl she squirms in her seat, wiggles a bit then hangs her pantie out the window and waves it to u, Then she fiddles under her blouse and a few minutes later tosses u her bra.......... a little later more squirming, groaning and moaning and she hands u a cute luminous pink dildo
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Posted: 2008-05-05 23:37:57
Even gotten in bed with a 'girl' and looked to see if her Adam's Apple is bigger than yours?
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Posted: 2008-05-08 07:44:10
If you know there is a speed trap ahead, sit at the traffic light, rev your engine and challenge the guy next to you to a dice. As he speeds away, keep to the speed limit and watch his expression as you go past.
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Posted: 2008-05-08 07:48:52
A friend of mine had just closed up his club around 3 in the morning, got into his car with the evenings takings and was on his way home, on snadton drive another car wanted to race.
Having a slightly better car, he was in the lead, taking a corner he was confronted by a road block.
After some incredible movements, got the car stopped, as the cops came running weapons drawn he opened the window and shouted to the cops that the guy behind him was trying to rob him, showing the cops the money.
The cops then told him to get going and they will sort the situation out.
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He does not know what happened to the other guy, but got out of sticky situation.
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Posted: 2008-05-08 09:23:39
Wake up in the morning terribly hung-over after a heavy night's partying in the bed of a flaming redhead you connected with that night .....
Lift the sheets, glance down and.......
Scream for someone to bring the Fire Extingusher...
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Posted: 2008-05-08 09:45:14
Re the speed trap thing... many years ago I was northbound on Jan Smuts between Rosebank and Dunkeld. Saw a speed trap on southbound side, made mental note 'cos I was going to be coming back soon.
So a while later, I'm sticking to the limit on the way back, making my car very wide so guy behind doesn't go thru the trap and get caught. So he starts hooting, flashing lights, waving fists... so I thought 'Fuck you' and let him past.
I then drove past him with a big grin on my face after the cop had pulled him over.
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Posted: 2008-05-09 11:39:56
Hi there all!!! Now here's one for all you office workers out there, if you work in an office with ten or more people in the same room, by the end of your working day you will have inhaled four liters of fart gas, hehehe
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Posted: 2013-04-08 21:05:29
Ahhh fond memories of what the forum was back in my day!!!!
Maybe some new contributions could add some laughs!!!
Mwah
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