A stunning blonde with beautiful feet :
"I'm Not into foot fetish".

"Are you married or single?"

"Is my cock big enough?"

"Doing this job for long?"

"Why you doing this job?"

"Don't think you really climaxed!" - The biggest insult and anti-climax I received from a client after a very explosive orgasm, years ago.

"You must meet many weirdos!" - Common statement uttered by many clients, who then seem dumbfounded when I tell them the truth, that the vast majority of my clients are very nice guys, ergo I do not need their pity.

"Tannie can I touch here?"

Lol. Wow will keep this in mind

I suppose the worst question I had just in the moment was, "so, do u have kids"...

The worse to hear when your are really enjoying the time with a lady and she says

"Sorry, your time is up"

"Can I get a discount"???

After the session, some feel like we have a strong connection;

"I know you loved it!"
Followed by;

"Do I have to pay?"

Uhm....
DAH

Once I use to say

"I will call you again"

when the truth was

"That is beyond by budget"

These days I am not ashamed of my budget so I tell the truth.

and no when I say that I am not asking for a discount.

Do I make you horny baby?( ja soveel so Ek WIL jou riem afruk lmga)
Am I big enough for you?(to do what with sir?)
I want to cum again..(can you)?
Sybil mentioned a few....

Why you in the "business"?

Had a few gents asking are you sure you a WG, you sound too professional?

How many times can I cum in a session?

Will you send me a photo of your face? No, I choose not to show my face, so why would I send you a photo.

I stipulate I am off certain days, remind the Gent when he calls to enquire, and that is the day I get calls.

In saying all the above, I have met wonderful clients and have rewarding regulars.