Guys trust me, you do not want to end up in jail, even just for one night. If you are not 100% sure you can pass the test, bribe.

When I have the upper hand, you ask for your freedom and I grant you that freedom because compassion is my principle. When you have the upper hand, you take away my freedom because tyranny is your principle.

The experiences above remind of when I used to live in the USA..

@ Miss V.F. Well said girl,now the fuckers here will understand why I call the pigs public enemy NUMERO UNO!!
@minimeeeeeeeeeeeeee;My policy is do not get pissed off,get even!!
I have just laid corruption charges with IPID against a detective from my area with the help of the CPF.If it makes you feel better,my friends room mate got scammed by cops on Friday morning for R3000.00.I got bust on Friday as well,R500.00,not wearing a seatbelt.The mother fucker tried to get R100.00 of me then came down to R50.00,but I told the fucker just write the ticket.(got a voice recording)so he wrote a ticket for R250.00
1.I just ordered a breathalyzer from Take-a-lot for R971.00
2.Next,I am off to find a Go-pro or Dash cam.

Don't drink and drive. Especially around strip clubs or venues. Cops know these venues and quiet often look for bribes. Rather use a cab or a sober friend with his or her licence. Been caught twice and was wrong on both occasions but got away with a 500 bribe first time and 750 second time.

Have been stopped a few times: they even searched my car, but what works for me is: be polite!

m.news24.com/news24/SouthAfrica/News/watch-jmpd-officers-arrested-after-alleged-bribery-caught-on-video-20170320

LMGA....daarsy..daar voel ek nou beter!

I was once pulled over when I had a few drinks. I was fine as I know how to pace myself through a night and when to switch to water. Silly me I had that final shot against my rules right before I left which made me "just" fail the breathalyser. It was my fault obviously, but I knew if they were to draw blood I would be fine.

They tried to get some "cold drink money" out of me, but I would not bite.
Cop - "I will have to book you and take you to Pta Central."
Me - "If you must book me, book me, I will follow instructions."
Cop - "How will this affect your career?"
Me - "I am quitting that stupid job shortly. I hate it there."
Cop - "Who will fetch you?"
Me - "Everyone is on vacation so I guess I will have to sit until Monday" (it was a Saturday evening)

They like playing with you like that. I am lucky though that I have never been faced with an aggressive cop. Perhaps I disarm them with how friendly and calm I am? I never give them the stink-eye. I follow instructions in a friendly manner. Heck, got out of a speeding ticket because we talked rugby, and another occasion I got a ticket I made the guy feel guilty because of my attitude towards them lol.

Tip: If you need to spell something, use the phonetic alphabet. You know, Alpha, Bravo, Charlie etc. It catches some of them off guard and then they are interested in how you know that.

These days though Uber might be the safest option. Pity it would be expensive for me since I live too far away from any good kuier locations.

Get a dash cam

The big mistake you made was giving them that "what the fuck are you looking at" look.
Just asking the idiots for trouble.