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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 18:53:17
Teacher: BOOBS can you tell me the names of three great kings who brought happiness and peace into people's lives ?
BOOBS: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king !!!
BOOBS: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king !!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 20:54:18
What's the difference between a woman and a fish?
A fish cuts through water and a woman waters through her cut
A fish cuts through water and a woman waters through her cut
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 20:59:25
Another corky joke.....
......Wife : Be gentle, it is my first time in Bed.
Husband : What? You had three divorces before.
Wife : My first husband was a Philosopher. He only talked about it.
Second was a Gynaecologist He just kept looking at it
And the third was an Engineer. He wanted to re-design it.
You are from HR, So this time I know, I am going to be screwed.
......Wife : Be gentle, it is my first time in Bed.
Husband : What? You had three divorces before.
Wife : My first husband was a Philosopher. He only talked about it.
Second was a Gynaecologist He just kept looking at it
And the third was an Engineer. He wanted to re-design it.
You are from HR, So this time I know, I am going to be screwed.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 22:22:22
Edited: 2018-07-25 22:23:10
Edited: 2018-07-25 22:23:10
Only climax and Ms Barbie can be angry at you for not inviting them to your surprise party.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 22:48:30
Lmao...truth in jest...we three kings of Orient are...lol
On 2018-07-25 18:53:17 BOOBS53 said:
Teacher: BOOBS can you tell me the names of three great kings who brought happiness and peace into people's lives ?
BOOBS: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king !!!
Lmao...truth in jest...we three kings of Orient are...lol
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 22:50:19
Didn't read the whole thread...what surprise party? I'm also angry now...wasn't invited! :(
Lol, how are you sexy girl?
On 2018-07-25 22:22:22 Sexyhumour said:
Only climax and Ms Barbie can be angry at you for not inviting them to your surprise party.
Didn't read the whole thread...what surprise party? I'm also angry now...wasn't invited! :(
Lol, how are you sexy girl?
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 22:56:10
Three witches are in the shower naked. A ghost appears, flashes his penis and says. "Hocus Pocus". The witches say "Fuck hocus. Just pocus!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 23:08:39
Edited: 2018-07-25 23:08:59
Lmao...I'll bring this idea up at my next coven meeting when we dance naked around the fire! Lmao
Edited: 2018-07-25 23:08:59
On 2018-07-25 22:56:10 goonerboy_41 said:
Three witches are in the shower naked. A ghost appears, flashes his penis and says. "Hocus Pocus". The witches say "Fuck hocus. Just pocus!
Lmao...I'll bring this idea up at my next coven meeting when we dance naked around the fire! Lmao
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-25 23:56:25
A boy comes home from school at 7pm, His dad says "where were you? " "I was with Jessica." He replied. "What were you doing?" "We were revising." After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely." Dad replies "Wash your hands Martin, they're fucking donuts."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-07-26 05:41:56
What's red and bad for your teeth?
- A brick
- A brick
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