If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex.

According to Chinese Doctors, a woman's body has 5 rooms. 1. Face - Show Room 2. Boobs - Play Room 3. Tummy - Store Room 4. Vagina - Men's Room 5. Anus - Emergency Room

Give an example of complete business failure due to negligence. A pregnant prostitute.

The pray of a naughty girl visiting church: Oh Virgin Mother thou who did conceive without sinning, teach me to sin without conceiving.

What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Young man asks an older man: Sir, what is retrenchment? Older man: Retrenchment is when you are replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at home.

What do you call 12 naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole.

Stock broker catches wife in bed with another man: What's going on? Wife: Due to boom in market and your less investment capacity honey, I've gone for Public Issue!

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

The first day we met, I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better. So I will write in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I will fuck you at different places.