Johann lyk my jy dink as jy praat dan is dit wet, jy wil ouens se gesigte "vermorsel" dink jy nou vir een oomblik hulle gaan stilstaan miskien word jou ou gesiggie vermorsel, jy kan ook nooit net iemand terug antwoord op 'n manier waar jy selfvertroue het nie jy moet altyd dreig en skel miskien moet jy in die spieel kyk en sien jy die grootste idioot raak.

And Sally you are a skanky seriously ugly dum bitch who is to ugly to whore so now you pimp

Ronaldo, you are the weakest link... Goodbye.

Dankie Joel, jy is reg as oom Johan praat dan is dit wet.

Sally, Sally, Sally

Ummm Renaldo don't you mean "Tampon"...?


Do I have to explain the difference between a 'tampon' and a 'tampod' to you?

Not only to her, but to me as well.

You see, I'm as retarded as you, and in case either of us could learn a bit from the other then such would be only helpful, hmm?
So, waiting with bated breath, and by all means finish your wank first - I'd hate to see your panting dribble appear here.

(Hey, do I spot a pun there? Schucks, if so don't blame me eh, I mean even morons get it right to win the lottery)

Chmokko

Get back to work!

The "Tampod" is brought to you by the clever folk at Apple Computer. It is essentially an "iPod" shuttle that is packaged in a gynaecologically designed, streamlined, waterproof casing. It is capable of storing up to 20ml of streaming audio.

For other clever devices, check out the "iBrator" on their website.

HM

Thanks HM

That, HM, is the funniest comment yet on this forum!