So @zukin , you must be good at chairspeak because Kermit did not respond at all when I spoke . This is the only way you can explain a 5/5 in telephone manners

Name: The Green Chair

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: February 2013

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Works together with another BBW called "Couch".

An odd thing is that all the girls at this venue cum as a set.

I had a good go under the table in the dining room though.
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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 5/5
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<b>Will you return?</b> Yes
<b>Advertiser looked like the Photos?</b> Yes
<b>Secure Parking?</b> Yes

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I think the reviews are overated, to old for my taste and way to over dressed
,legs even matched the floor and wall ---how sad is that.Not very flexible
and not to clever either could even say as thick as a piece of furniture.Won't return
until the venue gets new stock.

older in person, lots of mileage on the clock, but still a solid firm build. Bit of a slut who nearly forgot to use a condom, but considering the smell of ass I was not taking chances and rubbered up. Im concerned that its just a matter of time before Chair lands up in the clutches of nigerian scumbag pimps.

How about a photo with your head against the wall,and your hind legs in the air.I'm sure i'll blow if that's possible.

This cracks me up. COC ....classic.

Sad to say, I did not enjoy my visit. Think Kickass been there before me, as the poor thing been pushed to the limit...

Luckely I had my toolbox in the car, so been able to 'screw' some life back into her.

The bad news, she's no longer green. I do believe all the Come On Chair been the main reason why she's now white too.

Name: The Green Chair

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: March 2013

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Finally had my chance with this little number, went to the venue for a drink and saw this sp sitting next to..... Wait for it..... Waaaaait..........

Yep her Twin sister! Real twins boys!!!
After a brief intro i decided to book her, she does have a bit of a flat face and those legs are just meant to be wiiiide open, the session was certainly not rushed and she seemed to enjoy every moment of it, not much of a talker and certainly knows how to satisfy her client without so much as a squeak. Not sure i'll be back for her but perhaps that twin sister, who sat there actually watching us in the act! ( now i just hope i can tell them apart next time)

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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: The Green Chair

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: March 2013

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Being a Chairman myself, I really appreciated this beauty! Nice personality, if a little wooden, with long smooth shapely legs and dainty feet! Once seated, you will enjoy a ride at full tilt and are sure to come to a rocking finish! Not much of a talker, just the odd squeak, but gives a lovely service for a full hour's sitting! I would certainly return for another round!
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Ratings:

Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Anyone visited lately?