Just change the size of condom to XL:
- Durex XL (
R59.99 at Pick n Pay/Dischem)
- Mr Big (
R29.99 at select pharmacies)
The problem comes with trying to fit a bazooka into a really tight sock of latex cutting circulation.
The time it takes to achieve that drops the mood you start to lose the erection unless the lady can keep you really entertained visually while you battle out to pack the wild snake into the safe plastic.