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Posted: 2014-04-29 17:22:05

My girlfriend said that she was sick of my childish games.

I said "Well, just leave then."

As she was packing her bags, I told her "You can't leave me."

"Why not?" she asked.

"I didn't say Simon Says."
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Posted: 2014-04-30 08:33:18

A blind man walks into a bar. ....And a
table. And a chair.
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Posted: 2014-04-30 11:20:55

Did you hear about the Irishman who had a penis transplant?...His hand rejected it
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Posted: 2014-04-30 11:25:55

A young Irish lad wanted more than anything to become a cop, and went through a rigorous entrance exam, the last question of which was "who killed Jesus Christ?'. This would be rookie went home excitedly and said to his wife, "Honey, I think they putting me on a murder case already!.
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Posted: 2014-04-30 11:26:51

Whats white and 12 inches long ?........nothing
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Posted: 2014-05-01 18:00:20

How would you know if a mime is having a stroke?

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