Q. How do you get East Rand hookers pregnant?

A: Jerk off in her shoe and let the flies do the rest.

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Q: Why do all hookers go to heaven?

A: Hey, we need someone to clean toilets up there too!

when you muff a chick whos in the red zone and you have a lump in your throat and a string hanging out your mouth, best pray that its a tea bag..

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Bwahahaha...thats just blind 7up

I bet you i could stop gambling.

I like cats too, lets exchange recipies

I used to be schizophrenic, but were all right now.

Good ones Jessy.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

I poured spot remover on my dog, now he is gone.

A love struck punter takes his old balding hooker from the East Rand to the quack.

The quack says, 'Well, it is either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.'

'What do you mean?' The guy says, 'You can't tell the difference?'

'Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages ... Tell you what..

Drive her way out into the bush, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her.'