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Posted: 2018-06-27 09:19:17

I was home alone eating an extremely dry Big Mac and watching Jerry McGuire.

I should have punted instead :( I wonder what is in store for me tonight?
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Posted: 2018-06-27 11:03:53

Well i accidently shot out my computer screen. I swapped bottles for my cooldrink this morning in a daze.. took the bottle out and opened it.. pow! Like a champagne bottle the lid shit off. Through my screen.. thought a gun went off. Ha ha my stuoid mistake
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Posted: 2018-06-27 11:26:11

My mates and myself once pretend one of them was a celeb to hook some girls at a club it worked at least for him he got the best BJ of his life in the bathroom
Girls where pissed when they found out we where just SA boys
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Posted: 2018-06-27 17:37:26

Eish weird weird is that I just had my 2 ladies neighbours asking me to massage them hehehehehe.I just wish the Chinese boy does ask me one day,as I would really love to screw him.his too cute.
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Posted: 2018-06-27 17:46:15

Weirdest thing to happen to me today was my wife pitched up at work looking hot telling me shes going to screw my brains out tonight... i dont know weather to be excited or afraid
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Posted: 2018-06-27 17:47:58

On 2018-06-27 17:46:15 slum_o said:
Weirdest thing to happen to me today was my wife pitched up at work looking hot telling me shes going to screw my brains out tonight... i dont know weather to be excited or afraid



Bawahahahaha... :)))
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Posted: 2018-07-28 16:39:30

On 2018-06-27 17:46:15 slum_o said:
Weirdest thing to happen to me today was my wife pitched up at work looking hot telling me shes going to screw my brains out tonight... i dont know weather to be excited or afraid



make sure the power tools are locked away and only you have the key? LOL

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