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Re: Stress is a real boner killer
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Posted: 2017-07-31 07:32:27

On 2017-07-30 23:04:22 I never learn said:
Decided

Texting about sex ?

And what does that help ? You sure as shit not having it ?

Waste of time I say.

Rather text her to book ?



I think us other members of the SSS must have a talk with you, our founding member at the next meeting...

Here I am publicly admitting to skommeling while sexting, pouring my heart out on the forum, and you think I am waisting my time? I am devastated....
LOL!

Sexting can be a lot of fun. I have a lady friend that I have been doing it with for more than 3 years. She is amazing at it. Best of all is that we've never had sex, so makes it all more exciting.
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Posted: 2017-07-31 07:39:03

@Meg -- such words of wisdom from you (as always my lady)

I do indeed much enjoy our chats after a booking, and will defintely come and visit. Always such fun bookings with you. I will bring the wine ;-)
I need a hand yes please!!!

I read up about it and stress can affect the female orgasm too. Even preventing ladies from orgasming :-o


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Posted: 2017-07-31 07:59:19

@ INL
Ibalso don't understand the sexting craze, but have been told if done properly it can be great use as a start to foreplay.

@GK not all of use can multitask so it is either sexting or wanking not both of it at the same time.
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Posted: 2017-07-31 08:12:27
Edited: 2017-07-31 08:18:32

Sexting is one of the more advanced Skommeling techniques...not to be attempted by newcommer SSS members. (You can ruin your perfectly good cellphone by doing this). We always advise new members to stick to pictures (putting the cellphone at a safe distance out of harms way).

Also feels super weird if you get mixed up between cellphone and member...."typing" with your finger on your dick feels weird...

SSS Secret handshake.
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Posted: 2017-07-31 08:39:42

On 2017-07-31 07:59:19 yewrev said:

@GK not all of use can multitask so it is either sexting or wanking not both of it at the same time.



Lol! It takes practice sir yewrev, I must admit, as our esteemed Director says. I have also lost a cellpone or two in the process of becoming an advanced skommelaar in Sexting. Could not take the phones in for repairs as it will be difficult to explain to the Vodacom technician just how I ruined them...

On 2017-07-31 08:12:27 DIRECTORSSS said:

Also feels super weird if you get mixed up between cellphone and member...."typing" with your finger on your dick feels weird...



Jip, that has happened to me as well. I wrote it down to school fees...

Before going to the advanced technique of Sexting, one must first master the art of switching hands (while skommeling), without missing a stroke. That is a good base to build on once mastered.


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Posted: 2017-07-31 08:54:00

Well said Sir Greyknight!! And that is exactly the reason why the super secret SSS is such an old and prestigious organisation. Founded in "Cavementimes" with just the very basic "right handed" technique...developing thru the ages...keeping up with ever evolving technology...up to the modern techniques employed today! Dammn!! My hand...uumm..head hurts just thinking about it all!
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Posted: 2017-07-31 09:12:03

Something to keep in mind, not all of us are as foretunate to only need one hand for skommeling. There are some that due to a larger than normal built require both hands and therefor do need to miss a sttoke or 6 while texting.

That my dear friends are a major drawback.

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Posted: 2017-07-31 11:52:21
Edited: 2017-07-31 11:54:03

@yewrev -- Apologies, I remember the ladies saying you were quite "blessed" and they also need two hands with you.

That might be a problem. Advanced Advanced Advanced Sexting techniques comprise of texting on the phone with your toes, thus leaving your hands free. But it is a problem "op fyndraai" as your toes spasm and the phone gets flung away!

Think we must maybe ask Miss Barbie doll if she has an answer to this. She volunteered to show us all some new techniques :-)


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Posted: 2017-07-31 12:55:33

When is the next meeting??
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Posted: 2017-07-31 14:26:42

On 2017-07-31 12:55:33 Miss Barbie Doll said:
When is the next meeting??



Will let you know asap my lady ;-)

Our organiser has been M.I.A.

Thank you for your willingness to lend a helping hand!

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