Lmao!!! Can't say I blame the pharmacists....

On 2017-08-05 19:56:33 BOOBS53 said:
Lmao, great one Orpheus

Thanks boobs53

Syren the pharmacists could not contain me. I had to let them go.

Awsome buddy thank you

We need more of this actually

Apartment For Rent
THIS IS TOO FUNNY ...

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed please find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat and water and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat and certainly no water, and
#3 - it was much too large for my comfort.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately. returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

'Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat and water, my apartment has plenty if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady...

Guys, a friend of mine has two tickets for the Formula 1 final race of the season the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, at the Yas Marina circuit on the weekend of the 25th - 27th November. They are box seats and include flights, hospitality, and hotel accommodation. He didn't realise when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding .

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Johns Church, Durban North at 2.15pm on the 26th. Her name is Janet. She'll be the one in the white dress.

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replies, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She then hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle,

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police."

Adam ate the apple, too.

Men will never learn

EK EN DRANK:

My dokter het gese as ek 'n lang gesonde lewe wil h moet ek drank uitsny. Ek het nou al amper 2 plakboeke vol prentjies van drank. As jy ook wil drank uitsny, die pamflette van Makro het lekker baie prente van alle soorte drank!
My dokter s ook vir my hy kan nie presies s wat is fout met my nie, dis moontlik al die gedrinkery. So ek sal maar terug gaan as hy nugter is...
Nou soek ek asseblief raad vir sinus. Veral oor naweke as ek Rugby kyk, want as ek sinus my glas leeg!
My dokter s ek moet my drinkery dop hou, nou sit ek maar voor die spieel en suip !!"

2 Seuntjies ry saam fiets in die
straat. Een ry oor 'n baksteen &
val hom te pletter... .
Die ander seuntjie onthou sy ma
het ges die buurman is 'n dokter,
& hol toe na hom toe...
"Oom, oom... Oom is mos 'n
dokter... Oom moet kom help, my
maatjie het baie seer geval!"
"Maar seun, ek is 'n ginekoloog , ek
werk met vrouens se privaat areas"
"Nee dan is dit reg so dok,
want my vrin het hom in sy poes geval