Nice one GK .. lol !!!

A couple(Man & Woman) walks into a Doctor's consultation room.
Doctor:"What can I do for you?"
Man:"Can you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looking puzzled,thought that something could be wrong,and agreed.
When the couple was done,the Doctor told them that everything was OK, and charged them R500 consultation fee.The couple kept going back, week after week.
Eventually the doctor asked:" What exactly,are you trying to find out?"
The man replied:We are not trying to find out anything.
I am married, so we cannot go to my place.She is married, so her place is a no go area.
At the guest house they charge R900 per hour,at the hotel it's R 2,500.
We do it here for R500 and still claim it back from the Medical Aid.

@SS -- Whahaha! Good one!

Sipho---

Dear sis Dolly

I am married for 17 years, everytime my wife and I have a misunderstanding she demands transport money for her 3 brothers who stay in witbank to come+beat me up here in Midrand.
After they have beaten me,I must still give them transport money back to witbank.
What can I do please?I'm spending a lot.
Yours Sipho

Sis Dolly replies.

Dear Sipho,I sympathize with you.I suggest you and your wife move to Witbank to save costs and so that you can get beaten there free of charge.....

Sis Dolly

How do you know that you have a high sperm count.......
If she has to chew before she swallows....

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in great shape :))))

A broke guy walks past a pub. He looks at the door longingly, but since he has no money, he walks on. Just then, he spots a lamp lying in the gutter. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie emerges.

"I will grant you three wishes," intones the genie.

"Give me a bottomless mug of beer," the guy says.

A mug of beer appears in his hand. He takes a sip, then another. With each chug, the mug magically refills.

"And for your other two wishes?"

Between swallows, the lucky guy shouts, "Give me two more just like this one!"

Here's a bad pun

Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.

A man is sitting next to a woman,who is trying to breast feed her baby in the bus.the baby refuses to suck the breast and the mother warns,if you don't suck,"I will give it to the man next to me.The baby still refuses,after 20 minutes the mother repeats the threat ",the man clears his throat and says:,Look here woman.You better make up your mind,I was supposed to get off six bus stops ago......

How do we know that Adam and Eve were Soviet citizens?

Well between them they had one apple,they had no clothes and they believed they were in paradise.