***WHAT'S IN A NAME?***

So I've been thinking of a name change ("sex-change" ... no thanks, for now).

I have been LeilaB since I joined this Purple World, and TBH, I've had it with Leila effen B ... Hahaha. She has become the tail wagging the dog.

So, I have been considering some options. I love wordplay, so maybe just swop the L and the B around ... Beila Lee? Hmmmmm ... Maybe Bailey Lee? Nah.

Maybe a different spelling of LEILA? LAYLA maybe? Then I would be LaylaB. Cum up to the Lay-laB and let's have fun on the Slay-SlaB :)))))))))))))))))))))

Maybe LOREAL? Because I'm worth it :)
Lame, I know :-P

Now the next option I like for a few reasons. Firstly, some callers don't know how to pronounce LEILA (Arabic version). Some call me Lee-lah, others say Lye-lah. But, I am ERIC CLAPTON's LAYLA ... "Got me on my knees LAYLA, begging darling please LAYLA, Layyyylaaaaaaaa..."

I wonder what ERIC CLAPTON was doing down on his knees infront of his LAYLA? I digress.

Another reason to change to this option, is because some callers wish to be as detached AF and to merely see me (escorts) as an object, a means to an end. So, I will get, "can I speak to the shemale?" (NOT recommended) ... or "hi baby" ... or "hey sweety" (slightly vomit inducing) ... or just a cold disregard for any name or title.

Sometimes I get, "Hello Sexy". I can go for that one. Infact, I like "SEXY". And that's my other name option ... *SeXY*. Note the spelling - capital XY. Chromosomes. That's one of the arguments transphobes use when hating and discriminating. "You can't change your chromosomes!" No, you can't, but you can't see chromosomes either.

My favourite so far is *SeXY*. I can just imagine all the fun; "Hi, this is SeXY speaking, what can I do for/to you?" Or, "Hi, can I speak to SeXY please?" ... "SeXY speaking, hellooooo ... "

Bye-bye :-)
xxx

Love the tongue-in-cheek XY reference in SeXY. The name also is quite fitting. ;) "SeXY" has my vote

On 2023-08-06 23:02:18 Hazel Arabia said:
Love the tongue-in-cheek XY reference in SeXY. The name also is quite fitting. ;) "SeXY" has my vote

Thank You, SeXXy ;-)

Love your latest shoot HazelArabia. I'm inspired. Hope you don't mind if I copycat that outfit for my next photoshoot :-)

[QUOTE;4301979;Leila B (shemale Seductress) Hope you don't mind if I copycat that outfit for my next photoshoot :-)[/QUOTE]

Thank you and most certainly! Would love to see your take on it <3

***ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL F*CKUPS ... AND OCCASIONALLY LEADS TO A REALLY GOOD F#@K***


One of my clients told me this story ...

His boss had a birthday coming up. Boss's brother and he decided to "punk" him (the boss).

The two of them organised a hot, convincing ladyboy to be his "birthday surprise".

They set up a camera outside the hotel room where it was all supposed to go down.

Birthday Boy awaited his birthday present in hotel room. The ladyboy was briefed. The scene was set ...

Camera rolling, she entered the room (I pictured the scene from LOST IN TRANSLATION in which the Japanese premium escort performs for BILL MURRAYs character - funny AF!)

They waited for boss/brother to come running out, screaming or crying or doing whatever decent, normal, well-programmed men are expected to do in such exotic scenarios. They waited and they waited ... and they waited.

When bossman finally emerged and kissed ladyboy goodbye, they approached him, confused and dumbfounded.

The brother asked, "what just happened there? That's a ... "

" ... a ladyboy." Bossman finished the sentence. "So what. Thanks for an amazing birthday surprise guys."

Apparently bossman's brother was surprised at his older sibling's nonchalance and had no idea that things would go the way that they did.

_______________________________________


Moral/s of the (true) story ... DONT assume things. And ... don't ever, ever (EVER) presume to speak on behalf of a whole group of people. Speak for yourself only.

Get it? Got it? GOOD :)


Yours Truly,
LB69

On 2023-08-21 00:48:06 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:

Camera rolling, she entered the room (I pictured the scene from LOST IN TRANSLATION in which the Japanese premium escort performs for BILL MURRAYs character - funny AF!)

Here is the "Lip my stockings" scene from LOST IN TRANSLATION ... m.youtube.com/watch

How do I convince my friends to arrange this for me?

On 2023-08-21 20:17:03 Frinch said:
How do I convince my friends to arrange this for me?

Why not arrange it for yourself, FRINCHy baby? :p

Lots of available T-girls just a phonecall away ;-)

On 2023-08-21 22:19:35 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:


Why not arrange it for yourself

Ok.
You've got mail.

On 2023-08-22 19:06:25 Frinch said:
On 2023-08-21 22:19:35 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:

Why not arrange it for yourself



Ok.
You've got mail.

FRINCH me, I must be dreaming :p

Glad to finally hear from you FRINCHman :))))))

You have (sh)email :)