Having a 3some with 2 Thai street hookers is like winning the lottery.

Ultimately you end with with 6 matching balls

Another term for the extra payment for BBBJ + CIM

In-Cum-Tax

On 2020-02-28 10:38:09 uwillwantme said:
Another term for the extra payment for BBBJ + CIM

In-Cum-Tax

Good one....lol

Husband to Wife : Whats the name of dish that you just served?

Wife : Why do you ask?

Husband : I will have to answer at the Pearly Gates, what did I die of???!!!

Him: So tell me babe, What's your favourite colour?

Her: Oh fuck man, stop asking me silly childish questions, I thought you were intelligent and witty!

Him:How many molecules of sodium bicarbonate is needed to neutralize 0.9ml of sulphuric acid?

Her: My favourite colour is pink!

The man said I am not sure to be happy or sad.......

My wife sucks!!!!!!

A box of condoms, please.

That'll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?

Nah I'm OK. She's actually quite pretty.

Lady walks up to dipensary counter in pharmacy.

Lady to pharmacist behind counter: " I need something for my boyfreind ...this blue Viagra pills.... does it work?"

Pharmacist: "Most certainly Ma'm...."

Lady: "Can you get it over the counter?"

Pharmacist: "If I take two, most definitely yes, Ma'm...."

Lady: how many calories are there in semen?

Doctor: trust me, if you swallow he won't give a fuck how fat you are.

Doris is sitting in a bar and says to her friend that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

The bartender tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

Doris asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Fascinated, Doris says, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it sure worked for your ass!"