Clean joke for a change :

The taxi driver always got fired from his job, despite his going that extra mile everytime

:)

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed:

A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake

Board outside a gent's toilet in a hotel :

Hey there,

Come in, close the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me and satisfy your needs !!!!!

A man goes to the pub with his wife.
They find a table and leaves his wife there, while he goes to the counter to get some drinks.
A lady approaches his wife and tells her:
"You MUST DEMAND Cash before sex. I know him, he does not pay".

A lady lost three panties and accuses the maid of the "theft", in front of the husband.
The maid replies: "Sir, you are my witness.You know I never wear panties"

LMAO!

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."

A guy had pulled two girls. One girl was a blonde and one a brunette.

Since he decided not to be a manwhore he told both girls to go make him a sandwich to help his decision.
The brunette went to the kitchen and made a ham and cheese on whole wheat.

The blonde comes back two hours later with another man saying "I'm ready to make the sandwich!"

On 2020-03-12 10:52:32 uwillwantme said:
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed:

A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake

uwillwantme...love the boob alpha.. lmao

I go about doing my thing and I 'Can't Complain' on bossom days and when the red robot messes up my game, I go 'Damn'! Then later on it's just 'Barely there'.

#Cup-bearer

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said "Final Notice". Good that he will not bother me anymore.