Any woman who is hoping to win a man's heart through his stomach is aiming too high
- dont know who?????

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 year- old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

South Africa is the only place where you can reach anywhere 'now' 'just now' and 'now now'............

Sharp!!!!!

A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form English sentences.
"Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?"

One student raises his hand,

"The cheetah is faster dandelion."

After the demise of SAA, the taxi union has raked up the issue and wants to start their airlines. This is what you can expect :

1. The windows will be tinted
2. The wheels will have gold rims
3. First class, business class and coach is classified as: O.G., Hustlers, and Playa Haters
4. Pilot comes on the intercom and asks everybody for gas money
5 Floating devices will have patches
6. The pilot will check in with his parole officer before take off
7. The pilot needs a jump to start the plane
8. Featured movies will be "Booty Call," "I Got The Hook Up," and the Original "Shaft" played on DSTV Explora
9. Will serve only KFC and Coke
11. The plane will have an AMG kit
12. The seats are covered in plastic
13. The flight may get canceled because the plane got repossessed
14. Your luggage will be taken forcefully and loaded so you don't run to the other airlines

Knock Knock
Who's there
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock
Who's there

Oops I did it again........

Dove....bird of peace

Hawk.... bird of war

Then what is the bird of true love ?????

SWALLOW !!!!!!!!

Why do mermaids wear sea shells??

Because B shells are too small

Hahaha
Xoxo

On 2020-07-28 11:20:13 uwillwantme said:
Dove....bird of peace

Hawk.... bird of war

Then what is the bird of true love ?????

SWALLOW !!!!!!!!

I am looking for a SWALLOW ;)

On 2020-07-28 12:13:44 Miami ( The Original ) said:
Why do mermaids wear sea shells??

Because B shells are too small

Hahaha
Xoxo

Bwahahahaha,I love that in my 40's,I still lol at these kind of jokes,nice one!