Muffdaiver, please stop talking.

It's Muffdiver Bull.

Thank you

Bull... should have a 4 letter word added onto the end of his username... guess what it is... ;)

Hey Carter, have I offended you moron?

impressive - not often I see the word "splenetic" used...

This board is to quite do I have to offend someone to get the postiongs rate up?

Except I don't want to offen carter

Muff me boy, lighten up, this is still a forum, not a philosophical thesis test, try not to go through a dictionary and just slap in as many big words as you can. You might get a gold star from your nursery teacher, but most people on these forums wont even bother to read your "little" diatrible.
Not offended at all, but since you're obviously a high school teacher, or a lawyer, try remember the golden rule when speaking to the public at large;
K.I.S.S.
Ciao
P.S. I didnt even bother reading most of your post, sorry if that offends you ;)

No offense taken Carter.

You're basically a good lad. And an honest one too - like me you, by your presence here, admit that you don't mind paying for sex.

The guys who say "I would never pay for it" are as painful as the homophobes lurking here. But at least I've kicked a bit of life into the forum.

You too can generate your own verbose and meaningless "diatribble" by visiting Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator.

Why not admit paying for a spyker?? Its still very easy to pick up a jagse poppie at Presleys on a good night, but the probelm is they always expect you to call them the next day, or worse sleep over and know where you stay.

even if you pay a premium for a really classy piece of ass (like Tamzyn) you can rest assured you don't have to worry with some female obsession with commitment or "boyfriend"/"girlfriend" crap.

pay, get a suck and a @!#$ and leave, no strings attached. its sometimes cheaper than having a nagging bitch of a girlfriend around you all the time.