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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 20:22:39
A instant mood killer for me as a lady..(probably the equvelant of a guy having to wait when he arrives on time)... is a guy that is unreasonably late with no real explanation or apology..
It just kills the excitement that was built up for that appointment.
It just kills the excitement that was built up for that appointment.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 21:37:56
Oops I was late by a few months....but on time when we did get to meet and luckily you did not call me "babe" or ask me when I will cumm....
On 2022-01-03 20:22:39 Miss Red (aka Louise) said:
A instant mood killer for me as a lady..(probably the equvelant of a guy having to wait when he arrives on time)... is a guy that is unreasonably late with no real explanation or apology..
It just kills the excitement that was built up for that appointment.
Oops I was late by a few months....but on time when we did get to meet and luckily you did not call me "babe" or ask me when I will cumm....
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 22:45:23
@jasimo...Hehehe... I honestly don't think I have every called anyone "Babe" and definitely never rush for an ejaculation I enjoy the lead up to it too much ;)
Ooh wait... I am lying...I did a "public forum challenge" booking a few weeks ago..when the challenge was to try and beat a certain amount ejaculations in a hour session:) I then tried very hard to make "cumming" happen fast and repeatedly..... but I sadly failed to break the punters standing record;) All thou the session it self was amazing and I would definitely try again if given the opportunity;)
I think my edging skills far exceeds my rapid milking skills...lol
Ooh wait... I am lying...I did a "public forum challenge" booking a few weeks ago..when the challenge was to try and beat a certain amount ejaculations in a hour session:) I then tried very hard to make "cumming" happen fast and repeatedly..... but I sadly failed to break the punters standing record;) All thou the session it self was amazing and I would definitely try again if given the opportunity;)
I think my edging skills far exceeds my rapid milking skills...lol
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 22:47:16
I always wonder where they disappear to after paying. "Powdering" the nose maybe..
sniff sniff wink wink
It's such an awkward wait.
sniff sniff wink wink
It's such an awkward wait.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 06:01:11
Having to walk through the lounge past husband and child to get into the bedroom
Being told that she is allergic to condoms so it has to be bare back
Going for an early morning session thinking that she would be all fresh. Only to find out that she has just walked in from a all night booking smelling of alcohol and tabbaco
Being told that she is allergic to condoms so it has to be bare back
Going for an early morning session thinking that she would be all fresh. Only to find out that she has just walked in from a all night booking smelling of alcohol and tabbaco
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 06:41:17
Having to wait/sit quietly while a punter speaks on his phone for an unreasonable period...
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 07:13:13
Edited: 2022-01-04 07:14:38
Edited: 2022-01-04 07:14:38
When a sp advertises services and rates in their profile etc.
But when contacting them all of a sudden the rates change or they are only doing premium bookings for the day (at the highest rate no matter the length of the booking)!?!?
Instantly distrustful of the SP. Big mood killer.
I never contact them again.
But when contacting them all of a sudden the rates change or they are only doing premium bookings for the day (at the highest rate no matter the length of the booking)!?!?
Instantly distrustful of the SP. Big mood killer.
I never contact them again.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 07:20:35
When she opens the door and you can see she is as high as a kite...
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 07:32:53
Smells like a week old ashtray, or a shebeen
On 2022-01-04 07:20:35 Pete_777 said:
When she opens the door and you can see she is as high as a kite...
Smells like a week old ashtray, or a shebeen
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 07:44:45
When she starts playing psychologist
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