Hi sexy Shakira
PM my asb....

@thenextdoorguy55

Help me understand your review. You saw the add for Shakira, you then made an appointment and was shocked and very disappointed when you got a full figured girl instaed of a stick insect?

If I see a girls add and her hair is blonde in all the photos and when I go for the booking her hair is still blond do you think I have right to be angry that she has blond hair?

Don't understand you issue. Shakira is absolutely gorgeous and in no way does she pretend to be anything she is not.

@thenextdoorguy55 and may I say I am sorry I do not have the body of your TOP MODEL wife,My boobs didn't grow on a stick! So if you ever did visit me please don't waste your precious time to come back..go suck your SUPER MODEL WIFE YUMMMY!

So, Mr. "I come too quickly" (aka thenextdoorguy55, see www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php checks in with a stinking review of Shakira, while his beloved Belinda (check his post history) now has an ad back on...

I smell something not right here...

Of course, you don't even have to know that much to see his (or is it her?) review is dodgy:

(S)He gives a 1/5 for Body and a 3/5 for Face, but the pictures are, by his(her) admission, what Shakira looks like, yet still makes the booking
(S)He gives a 1/5 for telephone manner, but still goes ahead and makes a booking
(S)he gives a 2/5 for personal cleanliness, but doesn't discuss it in his review
(S)he gives a 2/5 for service, but doesn't discuss anything about that in his(her) review


Of course, when Belinda was criticized for having stubble on her legs and pubic region by another reviewer, he went mad and commented, "do you always want to bad mouth woman. Please rather say something good as to bad mouth her. If something is bad and does not sit well with you phone her and discuss it with her"

Sounds like (S)he has a little jealousy going on...

But since (S)he was quick to ask that another punter be banned back in December, perhaps its only fair that the same standards apply to him(her)?

Dear thenextdoorguy gosh my dear darling/doll/ken whatever or whoever... i think u must be on something coz clearly u stink and shit reviews.

Why book a curvy girl if curves is not ur thing.. why go see a girl if u find her telly manners was crap...

Aai my fok man go visit a barbie doll and leave the meaty barbies to those who appreciate curves and ooze SEXINESS..

SHAKS MY BABY YOU KNOW I AND MANY MORE KNOW U HOTTTT


KISSES

Oops double post

Name: Shakira


City: Pretoria

Area: Elardus Park

Last Visit: June 2017

Full Profile: [View Shakira's Full Profile]

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Think I had a bad run in my first week and desided I'm going to treat myself a bit and see if I can't book this porn star as I just rented the video MMM.... She knows what's she's doing but a bit much too handle for my taste I'm still on training wheels so I'll give this one a pass till I can redeem myself
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

@MrWoody 'too much to handle?' I'm honoured;)

Name: Shakira


City: Pretoria

Area: Elardus Park

Last Visit: July 2017

Full Profile: [View Shakira's Full Profile]

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My second visit to Shakira and this time she recommended we invite Mynx along. What a recommendation that turned out to be, thank you so much babes! Also, thank you for accomodating the booking at yout stunning place!

I won't go into much detail about the booking but with regards to Shakira it just amazes me how modest she is about herself. But let me tell you, she is far more sexy and gorgeous than she is willing to admit!

Together with Mynx she forms the perfect duo, but she is just as amazing on her own.

Thanks for the amazing times together babes, it is truly a privilege to know you!




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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

Thank you it was definitely a day to remember,thank you for taking the time to review xx