On 2017-06-20 13:43:40 I never learn said:
Yewrev

"That Lindsay is perfect I can agree with, specially those lips.

As for you, the jury still out on that one."



I am shattered. I looked in the mirror this mormning and she started singing spontaneously the "perfect in every way" song.

Do I need to get more public endorsements from my harem ?

Now I need to go and perform in front of a jury ? There is a patent on my special moves, especially my famous "finishing move".

As you can see, modesty is not really one of my traits ?????

LOL

Time to invest in a new mirror.

I was considering speaking to Lindsay to obtain more info about you, but as a professional she would not give any info on you. Very tight lip when it comes to discussing anyone else.

So for now I will accept the mirrors view

On 2017-06-19 20:32:08 MrShyGuyV2 said:
Lindsay, so why don't you apply then?
Sounds like you will easily make it to the top of his list

@ INL - what did you do to the lovely Lindsay that is precluding her from applying? Was it a case of chainsaw snoring on a previous rendezvous or perhaps an unfortunately timed shart?

Jaykay

To ask her to apply would be an insult.

As I am available for her use ALL the time, she simply has to whisper her intentions. For her, I will kick out the rest of the lot that is taking numbers now as we speak.......

Cheers

LOL

Yewrev

"Time to invest in a new mirror."

Funny you should mention this. I did buy another mirror, and this one is also a singing mirror, and the song that usually comes back to me is :

YOU ARE SIMPLY THE BEST, BETTER THAN ALL THE REST.....


And you are correct, Lindsay knows that I am more anal about my privacy than even herself.

But I believe there is braai coming soon ? And you are one of the guests of honour ?

Cheers

@INL

You care to share where you buy your mirrors, as I need to invest in one.

Mine does not sing and keep splintering into lots of pieces when I try to use it.

See you at the braai.

But Linds where we gonna cuddle now that there is no beds in your new working place.....or do you suggest another arrangement (wink wink)

On 2017-06-19 21:35:20 Miss Barbie Doll said:
Do you people cuddle all night long??

hahaha Barbie what else????

Hoe are the applications looking INL?

Mr Shy

I am still holding out for my sleeping partner to return. One can but hope.

Will give it till Sunday night.

Monday the position will be officially vacant.

Cheers

Tough times indeed. Holding thumbs for you!

In the meantime do what I do. Fantasize and then dream about that ideal sleeping body; when you wake up you will be straddling a pillow.