ULTIMATE HIT!!

SALESGIRL : Sir no smoking in the shop.
MAN : But i purchased cigarette from your shop.
SALESGIRL : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn't mean u celebrate your honeymoon here !!

A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm.

The next day, the man came with the empty bottle & said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand & right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife & daughter tried the same way..but could not open the damn Bottle....!!

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent? "The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband.

*_More Or Less_*

_Every HUSBAND Is Like A MOVIE_

*_Produced By Mother_*
*_And Directed By Wife_*

Q: What does a 75 year old lady have between her boobs that a 25 year old don't have

A: Her Navel

Whahahahaha...you have made my day Miss V and Yewrev... so nice to have some humor on the forum for a change!!

On 2017-08-07 09:33:01 Syren @ The Doll House said:
Whahahahaha...you have made my day Miss V and Yewrev... so nice to have some humor on the forum for a change!!

Have to agree with you. Somedays the forum head lines make for worse reading than the daily papers.

To much mudslinging, complains and just pure nastiness.

Guy walks into a whorehouse and asks for a girl, the madam says all the girls are busy. He says I know you got one back there, I will take anything you got. The madam says are you sure? The man agrees that he will take anything. The madame then brings him back to old Mabel. The man goes to screw old Mabel and she says I can't screw today, my hips are acting up. The man says ok how about some head? Mable reply's I can't my Jaw is been a clikin'. So the man says what the hell can you do? Mabel says well here try this, she proceeds to pull out her glass eye and says put it in here. The man obliges and puts his pecker in her eye socket and goes to town. When finished he says Goddam damn that's the best thing I ever screwed, I will definitely be back to visit ya. Mabel replies ok great. I'll keep an eye out for ya.

Pietie bad saam sy Ma vir die eerste keer ..Hi Ma wat is dit daai tussen Ma se bene ??OO my kind !! Dis waar Papa my geslaan het met n byl ! Jislaaik ma ..soo reg op die Poes !!

Oranges are actually Male Or Female....
If it Squirts in your eye without warning
It's a male and if it's bitter for no fucking
reason It's a Female