There's a lady who can't even advertise on ESA. The last time she tried to come back, all of the punters she'd previously burned started recounting their own horror stories of their punts with her on her profile.

I was one of them.

She still takes the cake and all the candles for me.

I hope this doesn't count as freeloading.

burn her at the stake. uuggghhhh how embarrasing. s

I generally don't have bad punts but in general are those guys who keep on doing something I don't like even after I tell them how I like it done. Example- guys who kiss like an Electrolux, like he is trying to suction out this morning's corn flakes. Or guys who try to get their whole arm up my twat like he wants to grab hold of my ovaries and then has the cheek to ask if I am enjoying it. I can't remember any really bad bookings recently.

Went to a house in springs, the photos looked ok so I thought let's be adventures. The house they used was going to be demolished by the new owner and they only used it because they got it a low rent. The photos were 20 years old and the 2 girls gained 20kgs.

I wanted to turn around so they offered me a 3 some at the same price. I should have still said no, but again never tried it and it was my birthday and I knew no birthday sex was waiting for me. So the first aunty passed out while trying to give me a BJ, I thought she was dead. The second told me her friend had some funny brain issue and that she will wake up in a little and that I could fuck her soo long. I declined since she might actually have been dead and she smelled. So aunty number 2 took off her underwear and that was it. I left the money and ran just as Aunty number 1 started to wake up rubbing and smelling her you know what. This was about 10 years ago and I never punted in Springs again.

This one here, damn! she made me take a break from punting for 7 months

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php


Don't do this, don't do that, don't touch me here or there, I don't this or that, only penetration is allowed, I decided to leave within 15minutes in that booking...I pay for 30minutes and she starts throwing tantrums, telling me it's not her problem that I didn't cum, okay cool it really is not your problem hence I'm leaving, she demands 1 hour payment and threaten to not open the gate (hostage), since she was based at a lodge in Randburg, drama queen of note, cool because of the back and forth thing, I decide okay school fees or bad debts written off. Whenever see her profile I get goosebumps.

She has changed her names and numbers several times and she's not about to stop.

My worst left me in tears after having such a bad under arm odour it made my nose and eyes watery ,amazingly a shower doesn't help

Reading all these post i think that some wg should write a book regarding their experiances at the end of their career

On 2021-11-11 10:51:02 Johnny2screw2 said:
Went to a house in springs, the photos looked ok so I thought let's be adventures. The house they used was going to be demolished by the new owner and they only used it because they got it a low rent. The photos were 20 years old and the 2 girls gained 20kgs.

I wanted to turn around so they offered me a 3 some at the same price. I should have still said no, but again never tried it and it was my birthday and I knew no birthday sex was waiting for me. So the first aunty passed out while trying to give me a BJ, I thought she was dead. The second told me her friend had some funny brain issue and that she will wake up in a little and that I could fuck her soo long. I declined since she might actually have been dead and she smelled. So aunty number 2 took off her underwear and that was it. I left the money and ran just as Aunty number 1 started to wake up rubbing and smelling her you know what. This was about 10 years ago and I never punted in Springs again.

Fuckin' hell, this is hilarious (wasn't at the time but in hinsight ....). Well narrated !

On 2021-11-11 12:11:05 Johnny English said:
On 2021-11-11 10:51:02 Johnny2screw2 said: Went to a house in springs, the photos looked ok so I thought let's be adventures. The house they used was going to be demolished by the new owner and they only used it because they got it a low rent. The photos were 20 years old and the 2 girls gained 20kgs.

I wanted to turn around so they offered me a 3 some at the same price. I should have still said no, but again never tried it and it was my birthday and I knew no birthday sex was waiting for me. So the first aunty passed out while trying to give me a BJ, I thought she was dead. The second told me her friend had some funny brain issue and that she will wake up in a little and that I could fuck her soo long. I declined since she might actually have been dead and she smelled. So aunty number 2 took off her underwear and that was it. I left the money and ran just as Aunty number 1 started to wake up rubbing and smelling her you know what. This was about 10 years ago and I never punted in Springs again.

Fuckin' hell, this is hilarious (wasn't at the time but in hinsight ....). Well narrated !

Damn that's hectic

Had plenty over the years

But this week, I went to see a WG. Got inside and saw 4 phones on the dresser.

Made a joking comment and she replied with, 1 is my personal phone the others are advertising (on 3 different sites)

Well to cut things short, she was on the phone consistently with all the phones

15 minutes of this and I was out of there