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Posted: 2018-05-28 18:11:13

You know that urge just to eat it because it's there ?

That the reason I am not a gynaecologist !!!
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Posted: 2018-05-28 18:12:36

Ladies if you argue with your man naked ... you will win every single time .. lol !!!
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Posted: 2018-05-28 18:15:58

Woman: My gynaecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks !!!

Man: What did your dentist say !!!
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Posted: 2018-05-28 23:17:20

This is classic:

Ol Van was in Kiev for the champions league final. Decided to go to a bar for a drink and Mebbe hookup with a local beauty.

He sees this hot chick drinking alone so he tries to chat her. She responds with 'fuck off I'm Lesbian'
To which Van replies 'oh great, which part of Lesbia are you from'
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Posted: 2018-05-28 23:53:18
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"Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood and I am no longer interested, so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to please?"
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BOOBS53 - Re: Some laughter !!!
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Posted: 2018-05-29 10:10:50

I just read that on average, an SA adult male have sex two to three times a week and our Japanese counterpart only once or twice a year ....

This is very upsetting news to me ... as I had no idea that I was Japanese !!!
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Posted: 2018-05-29 10:33:29

On 2018-05-29 10:10:50 BOOBS53 said:
I just read that on average, an SA adult male have sex two to three times a week and our Japanese counterpart only once or twice a year ....

This is very upsetting news to me ... as I had no idea that I was Japanese !!!



Boobs.... it says once or twice a year and not once or twice a day! He he ;)
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Posted: 2018-05-29 11:04:25
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Do you know why there are no blondes in Japan......?
The quest for zero defect
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Posted: 2018-05-30 10:38:09

Sorry boss I can't come to work today, I'm tied to the bed.

Are you ill?

Nope, just a pervert sir.
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Posted: 2018-05-30 10:42:24

Bite me, asshole = grammatically correct and scathing remark.

Bite me asshole = A kinky pirate says

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