Name: Rene
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg
Last Visit: August 2013
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BANG! Amazing!
Let's see... Rene is quite fantastic yes, obviously not perfect, but still. Let's get the criticism out the way: her phone manner can definitely improve. She's not rude, just maybe too softly spoken. Enunciation over a phone line helps a lot, I tell you.
Other than that I can't really complain (which might seem suspicious because this is like my third post or whatever, so you would be wise to take what I'm saying with a pinch of salt. If you want an unquestionably reliable review check out gary_j and gary_g...)
So the visit: she greeted me at the door in underwear so skimpy I could have sworn it was a funny looking bikini. Partial erection: check.
She was much friendlier in person and we went in for an awkward hug (my fault, I have a rule of no kissing any more— maybe I should have said something). Then the boring stuff went down, y'know, formalities.
Skip to where we're both naked and on the bed, where we're exploring each other's bodies. Shorty went down, down, down, and proceeded to blow my whistle... OWO style.
G-g-g-golly. I had to sing the national anthem in my head to stop myself from giving her a nasty surprise. I kept forgetting where I was though, which helped me stave off the inevitable.
I asked her if I could do a titty cum shot (I've never had the opportunity before) so we got into position and I went on to paint her chest white. It's definitely not over-sold in the pornos. Or maybe I just had a good partner.
After that she gave me a good massage. Maybe it would have lasted longer if I wasn't so ticklish. So I decided to give her a massage instead. Apparently she enjoyed it, because it ended in her taking a ride on my moustache.
If you push the right buttons with this chick she writhes and moans up a storm. Absolute eroticism times a million.
This quickly proceeded to me taking a ride on her which she responded to very well.
With the writhing and moaning I almost felt like it was a PSE instead of a GFE, which maybe it was.
Afterwards she did complement me on being good (my scepticism muscle flexes immediately, especially since I've paid her money to "spend time" with me, but my mother always told me to accept a complement whether you believe the person or not... so no complaints there).
Overall this was a fantastic way to announce my retirement from punting (yes, so young, so early). You could say I went out with a bang.
My recommendation is: give this girl a call, and make an appointment for 2 hours. She doesn't watch the clock at all and she is a fantastic shag (just remember to push the right buttons). I almost wanted to give her a high five afterwards, but that would be major awks bro.
Two thumbs up! Five stars! :)
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
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