When a woman is hot, she is nice.
When a beer is hot, it is horrible.
Beer 0 points. Woman 1 point.

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons:

•I do physical labor.
•I work at great depths.
•I work in high temperatures.
•I work in a damp environment.
•I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
•I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
•My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
•I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request under the following reasons:

•You are unable to work double shifts.
•You do not work 8 hours straight.
•You will retire well before you are 65.
•You fall asleep after brief work periods.
•You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
•You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
•You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
•You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
•You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as; wearing the required protective clothing.
•You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed an assigned task.
•And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
VaGina.

Hahaha! Awesome Sexy A.

If I wrote it no doubt its awesome. @ oldart he he.
Btw send me a e mail if u get time got more ill forward 2 u.

Have a gr8 weekend hugs n kisses sexy ash...

Sure, but forget the jokes, I need to make time to come and see you.

Enjoy your weekend too.

I really enjoy your jokes Ashmikah - keep then "cumming"

Lol will do @ boobs.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you here', he nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you'. Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice, finally in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot, 'did you say that?' He hissed at the parrot. 'Jip' the parrot confessed and then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed, 'warn me huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses', replied the bird. 'Moses?' The burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus.'

Hahaha. Nice one, Sexy A. Did you get my email?

Not yet babe.
Will respond asap.mwah chat soon @ oldart