LOL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEN

Hahaha... That 1 got me

Yep us mmmmmmmmen. . .Cant live them, cant live without them! . . .Unless you a lesbian lol. Now im a certified male-lesbian for those who did not know

LOL HMMMM SAL MAAR NET JY WEES

Lol... Netso suster!

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to

the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In

response, the doctor said: 'When you feel like you are getting ready to

ejaculate, try startling yourself.'



That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.

All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he

found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found

themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge

to ejaculate, so he fired the starter pistol.



The next day, the man went back to the doctor.



'How did it go?' the doctor asked.



'Not that well,' the man responded: 'When I fired the pistol, my wife peed

in my face, bit three inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the

closet with his hands in the air!'

a notable gynecologist once stated- the best engine in the

world is the vagina- it can be started with one finger,

its self lubricating, takes different size pistons and

different strokes it changes its own oil every 4 weeks-no

mechanics required.

PITY ITS MANAGEMENT SYSTEM IS SO FUCKED UP AND

TEMPRAMENTAL,MABY IT NEEDS A RE-VAMP

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings

are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,

asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the

Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew

it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went

'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,' but before she could say 'Fuck-off !,'

the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

Atlantis (Capetown) Letter To Santa

Aawe Senta, my broe-hoesit?-Duidelik!
Die ding is van die, my gaazilam: my pa is sat, o'se waate en ligte is afgesny, en o's is swak mettie kroon.
To make a long story sort, o's sukkel blind, my broe. Ek is'ie n ou wat met n boef gedagte kommie, sien jy. Ek try mos om n honest living te maak, my bra......
Soe, try om te bring vir my 3 kiste biere, black label if possible, 4 borrels Vo of Klipdrift, n sak of twee First Harvest pap sak en n parcel groen, ek sal self die rizzlas organize kanalla bradde!

Ek mekeer oek n paa valse tanne, jy kry, n passion gep is lankal uit fashion. Ja, die kiners hie is bymekaar om vi my vi n gat tevat. Elke kee as ek verby loep dan skrie hulle 'Jy met daai front loader, hoe klop daai mu, o' bra.

Ok, daai sal als vi die jaar wies. Ek hoep net'ie jy los o's in die lurch'ie want daai vokken bunny het o's vokkel vi Easter gebring'ie.

Aweh my masse kind, Ek sal jou uit sort met n paa 6x9's en n sub vi jou ride.... eh fair exchange ek se'

Saloot

Gamat!

PS: Moetie jou bokke op o'se dak park'ie want die winter was lank en die dak plaare is al in hulle chops geroes.

Paark ma op boeta Doella se dak want hy is kak oorlams.

LOLOLOLOL
Bubu for President!!!!!!
:))))