Wives have an incredible sense of when you've been with someone else! Once she becomes suspicious you must give up all "outside" activities for a couple of months.

On 2018-10-10 12:58:38 jonesyw1 said:
Advice noted, will lay low for a month or 2.

More than a month or 2. Make it 3. And don't forget to shower when you get home when the car is hot. You have to be consistent with the excuse as well!

I posted this on the Joke Thread recently.

Wives are funny creatures.They will not have sex with their husbands for weeks, and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Jones: "...she started getting suspicious telling me I don't normally do this and what was I up to. I told her the car was parked in the sun for 3 hrs and I was 15 min in the car trying to get out of the venue, so was perspiring a lot..."

Remember to now often start showering when getting home, complaining how hot it was or whatever. It needs to sortof become "normal"

On 2018-10-10 13:31:51 Licketysplit said:
On 2018-10-10 12:58:38 jonesyw1 said: Advice noted, will lay low for a month or 2.

More than a month or 2. Make it 3. And don't forget to shower when you get home when the car is hot. You have to be consistent with the excuse as well!

Definitely make showering your new thing now, that's if you not a Capetonian:-)