porralover Thanks, it helps alot

Bump to top for new punters.

Bump.Thanks , this is great!

Thanks, very informative.

thank yopu very much

Thanks alot for this informative thread, will definitely help in my future adventures

Well thought out, well written and very useful info. Nothing further to add but I enjoyed the read

Bump for new punters.

You should use your flaws/imperfections/shortcomings as a USERNAME gents (self-deprecating).

I've always thought of usernames that could best describe oneself with one's positive attributes but on here it should be the opposite because this is really not the place for winners.

Therefore the best username to have is that of self pitty.

Having a username like SuperFuck is definitely not a good idea because it makes everyone else feel inferior and everyone will take offense to it.

On a site like this you need to avoid names that describes your strengths if you want to fit in and conform.

Winners (minority) are often ridiculed and insulted by those who are less fortunate (majority) as they feel offended and threatened by a winning attitude.

Advertisers are extremely insecure and because of this men who pitty themselves are great for business because they have low standards which is a more achievable bench mark for an advertiser to reach. Winners are not the target market here and this is obvious to many but it wasn't obvious to me hence I should change my name to something more suitable and conforming like "DumbAss" in order to blend in.

Just to give you more of an idea, suitable usernames that are great include but are not limited to:

* Mr Nobody.

* Teletubby.

* ASASH.

* Need4Passion.

* BOOBS (stomach).

* Semensquirter (two minute noodle or to cum very quick).

Why do you think the gold membership badge is a medal?

Maybe you should change yours to StoopidFuck