Name: Mia
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg/Ferndale
Last Visit: May 2021
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Gosh, so after all the hype by Super Cock, Mr, Naai-doo, ASASH etc, I figured I have to try this honey out and I had really really high expectations.
Um, fast forward, I left perplexed, confused and disappointed. Think I got her on a bad day so let me try and give details.
I got a booking with her for 11:30. I actually had no issues communicating with her in English and booking so the 5 for telephone manner.
I rock up at 11:28 and got taken to the first room, not room 4 unfortunately. Lady asks if I have a booking and I say Mia and she calls Mia. Mia comes in with a short bright yellow dress.sje was cute, I was expecting sexy. Now she looks different to the profile, I was expecting 2 shades darker but she's white like of Scottish descent. A lot thicker, hair less slick than the picks. So I ask "are you Mia" and she said "yes". So I book and hour and she goes to give the cash. I whip out my phone hold it up to the door as she comes back in at 11:30 after the longest 2 minutes to compare and well yip, it is Mia with the facial features but barely. Note she is all very friendly and bubbly still.
So off comes the clothes. I get on my back on the bed. She wiped my cock with wet wipes and gets to work. Mmm, she licked my nutsack and cock so good, I'm thinking I hope I don't blow too soon like Asash said and wanted to just lay back and enjoy since I did book an hour. About 4 or 5 min later and she reaches for the condom. Hmm, cut a bit short there. I was really expecting so much more from all the reviews and comments but plenty time right. She rode me, then laid back presumably because she tired out and I gave her missionary and blew my load. It felt a bit cold and mechanical like she wasn't into it
I lay back and check the time as she wiped me off again and it's 11:43 so the foreplay, blowjob and sex together at this point is 13 minutes.
Now while we where busy, first thing I noticed is that she doesn't actually have nipples. Like I'm trying to get these things between my finger tips and to kick them but they're just not there. WTF? And she has these like come shaped boobs, not not really round and firm or even saggy, nor perky. Then while she was riding me, I looked down and it looked like there was this ring contraption around my cock and I was wondering what this is I silhouette until the leaned back and some light came in and it was actually her pussy lips but they just seemed weird.
I didn't find at the Y either despite looking forward to it but it was a bit hairy which put me off so I didn't investigate very closely but these now got me wondering about the coding so maybe the rest of the season failure was on me.
In any case, on with it. She asked me to turn over and started a massage, still 11:43. It was pretty good. Nice and relaxing. At 12:00, she asked me to turn over again, expected a bit of massage and kissing and nibbling etc before going for round 2 but she went straight for the cock and at this point it all seemed like it was gone totally mechanical. Like she just sat next to me and tried to wank it awake. I asked her to kiss me as that usually works and she obliged but it just didn't seem genuine anymore. By 12:10 she asked if I want to shower which I accepted.
In hindsight though, I think I did expect too much of a gfe which isn't usually the norm in the Asian space, and I mean my type of gfe, a lot more sensual teasing and tongue work so to speak.
I should have just booked 30 minutes instead of being overambitious and believing that there'll be 2 rounds as only 2 wgs here have pulled that off in an hour with me.
I gave 4 for personal cleanliness due to the hair on the cooks that I wasn't expecting.
I gave 3 for privacy as when I left there's was another guy outside the door having a chat with the lady. He snayed me, I snayed him, I left.
As far as returning, once bitten twice shy.
I did want to see the other girls like Julia though so I know what to expect for future visits but unfortunately they didn't allow that. Idiot me should have just done the line up and chosen Mia when the lady asked instead of saying I had a booking with Mia.
So that was my experience. Make what you want of it.
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
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